It's Dangerous to go Alone

pack a granola bar or something

[scrungass]

Y E A H

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.

[glumshoe]

I made some ASMR ambient atmosphere mixes for your highly specific needs

1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night  2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse 3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses  4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed 5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes

[glumshoe]

6.) woman flees across frozen tundra from evil mechanical whales from another dimension 7.) frightend young boy is chased through forest by the Wild Hunt and their eldritch hounds

[glumshoe]

8.) Baba Yaga has kidnapped you and prepares to cannibalize you as part of a hearty and well-balanced meal  9.) Drinking a stolen soda at the bottom of the Mariana Trench and burping from the highly-pressurized gas 10.) mute woman has quiet sexy encounter with an amphibious monster in an aquarium 11.)  n00b necromancer digs up bones from a church graveyard for the first time, crying with guild and anxiety as angry spirits murmur in anger at her trespassing

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[rcktpwr]

dinosaurs were so cool because they didn’t know how to think so they just did raw shit

[hangovers]

what….does this even mean……

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

[notafraidofstopping876]

Let’s talk about The Magic School Bus for a second

Not only was it a great show that taught science to kids, but it also included diverse characters. 

We had Carlos, Wanda, Tim, and Keesha who were Hispanic, Asian, and African American.

And it featured members of the class’s family who had disabilities. (Phoebe’s father and Carlos’s brother to be specific).

And none of them were ever ostracized or treated differently, and were along for all the adventures.

Way to go, Magic School Bus!

[raltimore]

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[queengreendown]

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“We never kneeewwwww…”

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmaooo I love these

[thefandomlover2002-deactivated2]

U N M U T E

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[cwunch]

♡

[shencomix]

[katswenski]

Every party needs a fall guy so that when you light shit on fire and turn into a bunch of bears to avoid the consequences, it isn’t all for naught. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[ataxidermied-rat]

Before a big match...

Roman: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Seth: *sighing* It's Dean's turn...

Dean: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Roman: ...

Seth: ...inspirational

Dean: [grins]

[schinako]

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

[monzo12782]

If Asgardians speak English but originate from Scandinavian folklore, then by all rights shouldn’t Thor, Loki, and company sound like they’re from Minnesota?

[atopfourthwall]

Oh, ya, m'name’s Loki, and I am burdened with glorious purpose, doncha know.

[soozblog]

This would get me to watch all the Thor movies.

[sideburnpower]

Thor: Aww geeze, I’m gonna need ya to hand over that tesseract there ya? Loki: Oh, good ta see ya, too, brother, thanks for askin’ how I was and all there. Thor: Cheese and crackers, does it seem like I’m in the mood for your games there now then yet?