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[studentofetherium]

the thing about Wheel of Time is that Robert Jordan is so bad at gender dynamics that he often accidentally writes BDSM class s yuri

[actuallesbiansreddit]

Ancient Greek Ladies by Alexandriad

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Originally shared by PunkandCannonballer on r/ImaginaryLesbians on May 29th, 2026 at 5:29 PM UTC.

[flaccid-rats]

Some more Court for you (with a bonus Lloyd)

[bulkhummus]

sierra six and the brother he killed for

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[kuinshi]

Distractions BONUS:

[allpiesforourown]

Love shen yuan because he's like "I don't belong in this world, I cant see the people around me as real human beings because I know their fates, I can't spend two minutes thinking about my life or the family I'll never see again or the abused slave who owns this body and should have gotten a chance at life, I'm 100% sure I will be one day tortured to death by my own disciple, when people try to protect me i see myself as a burden and give myself up. I'm also not allowed to be gay but it's not because of all those tragic things it's because being gay is weirdddd"

[allpiesforourown]

Shen "I used to let my bros touch and grope me wherever they want but now that I've been kissed by a man I have to be WOKE" yuan

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onJul 21

[bom-beii]

Butch Healy carries femme March's cigarettes around like this because her pants are so tight her pockets are useless, and she WILL forget her handbag somewhere.

[kiodja]

march march

[c4ndyc41n]

they’re angry cause they can’t breathe 😔

[sharkfiinn]

go white boy go

[bittersweetresilience]

also made a presentation for my friends recently

[hachinana87]

Helmet off

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[blipmango]

quick simon cause i missed him ok

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.