Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
almost home
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Sade Olutola
occasionally subtle
todays bird
Janaina Medeiros
@theartofmadeline
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Stranger Things
Three Goblin Art
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Not today Justin
RMH
hello vonnie
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Mike Driver
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@ateez-incorrectquotes
San: So here's the plan
Wooyoung: I'm listening
San: First we steal Joong Hyung's wallet
Wooyoung: Okay
San: Then we steal his car
Wooyoung: Okay
San: And then we disappear to Vermont, where we spend the rest of our lives being gay as fuck
Wooyoung: Babe, I love where you're going with this
Wooyoung: But we can't drive a car across the fucking ocean
Seonghwa: Don't get a divorce, get a donut!
Hongjoong: Hwa, please just sign the damn divorce papers already
Hongjoong: Jongho, when I'm old and unable to take care of myself, you won't put me in a nursing home, will you?
Jongho: Nah, I'll just hire a professional to take care of you.
Hongjoong: Oh, how sweet! Like a Home Health worker?
Jongho: I was thinking more along the lines of an assassin.
KQ: Hongjoong, we know you like your weekends off, but we really need you to come in on Saturday
Hongjoong: Yeah, no problem, I might be a little late cause public transportation is slower on the weekend
KQ: What time will you get here?
Hongjoong: Monday
San: BABE
Wooyoung: WHAT
San: I just got an amazing idea!
Wooyoung: Oh?
San: We should make a TikTok and take over all the straight couple challenges with our gayness >:)
Wooyoung: *already making their account* Babe, you give me a new reason to love you everyday
Jongho: Hey I know this is random, but dom or sub?
Mingi: I guess dominos. I don't go to subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category.
Jongho:
Jongho: Okay
Wooyoung: I think we need to have more hip thrusts in this comeback.
Hongjoong: Wooyoung, we've already added soo many. There's enough.
Wooyoung: BUT MY THIGHS NEEDS SCREEN TIME
Hongjoong: Istg you are taking years off my life.
Hongjoong: Give me an A!
Ateez: A!
Hongjoong: Give me a T!
Ateez: T!
Hongjoong: Give me a double E!
Ateez: E! E!
Hongjoong: Give me a Z!
Ateez: Z!
Hongjoong: What does that spell!
Mingi: YOU DIDN'T SAY THERE WOULD BE A TEST AFTER WE PLAYED
San: I think I ate something bad.
Seonghwa: What did you eat?
Wooyoung: It's me. I'm bad.
Mingi: What's for dinner?
Yeosang, staring at the food he burnt: Regret
Yunho, to Wooyoung: I wish I could bitch slap you in Animal Crossing
Mingi, winking flirtatiously: You come here often?
Yunho: Um, yes? Mingi, this is my room.
Seonghwa: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Jongho: Idk, why?
Seonghwa: Because the P is SILENT HA
Jongho: ...I hate you
Seonghwa: That's okay, I love myself enough for both of us :)
Hongjoong: You know, parents always talk about the peaceful, sweet moments they share with their kids
Hongjoong: Meanwhile Jongho just gave San a swirlie, Wooyoung is trying to become an online stripper, Yeosang is bitching about me on TikTok, and Yunho just peed his pants from laughing at a "your mom" joke Mingi told him
Seonghwa, holding out a glass of wine: Here, it helps, I promise
Wooyoung: Sometimes I think to myself, "Woo, you should care about Mingi"
Mingi, biting a rock: Yep, just as I suspected, tastes
Mingi, looks at nonexistent camera: Rocky
Wooyoung: Then shit like that happens and I just want to break his knees
Hongjoong: I think we should plan a vacation soon
Seonghwa: That's a good idea-
San: OMG CAN WE GO TO DISNEYWORLD
Mingi: OH AND UNVISERAL, I WANT TO BE A WIZARD
Hongjoong: We were trying to plan a vacation away from you not with you
San, holding out his phone: Look at this guy, he's sooo hot.
Yeosang: He's hideous, San. Your taste in guys is like dumpster diving behind a K-Mart. And that's impressive cause K-Mart doesn't exist anymore.