just here to reblog gay things

she/her ~ 24

[inveigler81]

I know this is super self-indulgent, given I _just_ posted these individually, but I liked seeing them together as a set.

I wonder if they'd argue about who's issue sold better.

[wisjncz2]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[naga-noia]

THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLOR THERES MORE TO WHITEWASHING THAN JUST SKIN COLORRRRRRRRRR

[dogpuppy]

[dear-ao3]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[cluemami]

Why is this manga so stupendously memeable

[houseofrozhenko]

Harley’s “oh” moment in Harley Quinn in Paradise 💓

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[argillaforma]

it’s actually so important to me that ilya isn’t like a fuckmachine 2000 that just has endless stamina and knows how to hit all the good spots on the first try with his cucumber sized penis. sure that’s what he wants you to think but he is literally just a guy sometimes he cums in four thrusts because he can’t help it and it takes longer than he would like to get hard again and his dick is 6 inches maybe 7 on a good day and he gets a leg cramp that kinda kills the mood and maybe his eye does a weird twitchy thing when he orgasms

[milocelium]

you didn’t hear it from me but this is the polaroid neil keeps in his wallet and looks at every day

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy