GRAFIORE

Nia/Cei, take your pick. Seeking sweets and aesthetically pleasing dog pictures.

[aloe-veras]

I had to

[shiranyaaww]

Idk how to write psa but there’s an ‘unofficial’ AO3 app that steal a lot of fanfics. I saw mine and @synchronmurmurs fics in it too.

And it kinda monetize our work since they have subscription fee in it. (Refer third pic)

[synchronmurmurs]

Okay so I’m kinda still just waking up rn, but I had a peek at this app and there is a TON of fics on this thing. Like around 7.5k works? I only checked the DMC category, but I saw a ton of familiar names and fics listed.

Is anybody around who would know more about this sort of thing? Is reporting the app enough to give it a good old double barrel fuck off? Would this be counted as going against AO3’s ToS? I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to even MENTION money on that site, so how would that go for an unaffiliated app?

[copper-wasp]

@synchronmurmurs Unfortunately I found all 43 of my works that are posted on AO3 are on that app; there’s a bunch of “midroll” ads when you’re scrolling down my author feed, as well as a header as every time you click on one of my stories to read.

I’m super not pleased that some rando is making money off of the things that I post for free on AO3. I’m also worried that this is going to end up being some IP thing?? Because all of my works are based on characters I didn’t create, so I hope this doesn’t end up coming back to bite me in the ass instead?

I’m also having a heck of a time reporting the app through Apple’s App Store, so if anyone knows the best way, please lmk!

[justhereforthespn]

@thatgirlonstage @bettsfic @thebibliosphere

Y’all watch out, this app’s “selling” fan content posted on AO3

[thebibliosphere]

“So I can have offline access to read fics”

You mean like the fucking free download feature Ao3 has and works on mobile for free.

[aelia-likes-monsters]

A BUNCH of my stories are on there. So how the fuck do I get them off?

Meanwhile I flagged it as inappropriate, under “other” and said that it was full of stolen content on the Google Play store, for what that’s worth. 

[cozycryptidcorner]

Wow ALL my stuff is on there and I’m super pissed! The ads basically make it so the creator is profiting from my hard work… hard work that I offer here and on Ao3 for free.

[cozycryptidcorner]

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Everything of mine is on here 😡

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Update: they have a Tumblr @unofficialao3app I have messaged them and asked that they take my stuff down… we’ll see what happens

[beccaanne814-deactivated2023121]

All of my stories are on here, too and I’m so pissed off right now! 🤬

Everyone that posts on AO3 needs to check to see if their work has been stolen! I’m trying to remember who on here has an AO3 account…@avengerofyourheart @sebbytrash @captainrogerss @captain-rogers-beard @abovethesmokestacks @cassiopeiassky @imhereforbvcky @justsomebucky @knittingknerdy @marvel-lucy @mindingmyownbusiness @sebseyesandbuckysthighs

If you know someone that posts on AO3, please let them know that this bitch is stealing their work and profiting off of it!!

[angryteapot]

Dude wtf?? I don’t have much on ao3, but even MY works are on this app?? And apparently get more attention than on actual ao3. Bogus.

[wxttsons]

i just found both of my fics on here!! what the fuck!!!!!

@dovahgriin-archive @deltachye both of y’all have got fics on here too! thought i should let y’all know!

[sweetoothgirl]

What's that website that gives you recipes based on what's in your fridge?

FAV

http://myfridgefood.com/

[messable]

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

[gossipinq]

why would i want a book with blank pages in it

[systlin]

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

[assasue]

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

[whatevercomestomymind]

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

[binmint]

Sometimes the most mundane solution is the right one, 

aka “it’ ain’t that deep”

[heartfeltdelight]

There was that discovery of weird little gold spirals somewhere in Europe a few years back and archaeologists we stumped until one day someone was like “oh lol that’s fancy embroidery thread, we still use that today”. It’s super cool how experts support other experts, we stan interdisciplinarity!!!!!!!!

[systlin]

Yup!

Inter-discipline knowledge exchange and experimental archeology is my JAM!

[xo-xo-xox]

“Do you still do commissions?”

Updated commissions guidelines and prices due to how I’ve been doing them so far. If you’re interested, please read ahead on the fandoms/genres I’m willing to write for. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: Depending on the length of your selected piece, I’ll be taking about 2+ months or more to finish your request. The longer the length, the longer it will take me to finish due to school/work life and my tendency to rewrite  

Prices are included but may change based on the specifics of your request; if you have any questions or suggestions, shoot me messages @atinypyramid​ and I’ll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. If you want to see my samples, you can find them on @xo-xo-xox or Quotev.

Fandoms:

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Boku no Hero Academia

Haikyuu

Fire Emblem Fates / “If”

Kuroko no Basket

Skip Beat

Hellsing

Gintama

One Punch Man

Naruto

One Piece

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba

Shokugeki no Soma

Black Butler

NieR: Automata

Any that are bolded are ones that I’m not fully caught up on, and I’ll let you know if I’m unable to fulfill your request because of my lack of knowledge. I’m not limited to fandoms, if you want me to compose something with your original ideas/characters, here’s the list:

Genres:

Willing to Write:

Horror

Romance

NSFW Material

Mystery

Crossovers

Alternative Universe

Omegaverse

Drama

Angst

Comedy

Parody

Comfort

Unwilling/Limited to Write:

NSFW Material

Age Gaps

Yandere

For the stuff in bold here, this is limited as these tend to be rather popular requests. If you happen to request this type, I’ll let you know if I’ve hit my limit and when I’m cleared up to write it again.

Prices:

500 - 1,000 Words - $5.00

1,000 - 5,000 Words - $10.00

5,000+ Words - $15.00**

For ease, any requests asking for 5,000+ words will be limited to 3 slots. Those who request for this word count will be messaged regarding the waitlist status and be given options to change word count.

Payments will be made through Paypal AFTER COMPLETION OF THE STORY; a preview will be sent to you to confirm completion of request. I’ll gladly do check-ins with you on Tumblr or any messaging platform you prefer (indicate that in the “Other” section if you want me to message you off Tumblr) and then guide you through how to send me the payment once you get your commission.

If you commissioned me, I will be sure to send you a message regarding some details about your preferences and details regarding the writing process. If you do not reply to me within a 1 week, I will remove your request and move onto the next request in my waitlist. 

FORM | MAIN BLOG

[losassen]

Floating little beans

[koifysh-deactivated20171118]

[free-dogs]

Normalize bare faces in ALL settings. Makeup should not be a requirement for beauty, professionalism or hygiene. Normalize the idea that if applying makeup isn’t enjoyable there’s no reason to be wearing it. Then destroy the elitism within makeup culture and destroy the idea that makeup as a hobby requires spending a lot of money.

[nae-design]

This penguin plush hatches from an egg to chick to adult bird, by Osaka Kaiyukan Aquarium for the Japanese lifestyle store Felissimo.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[corsolanite]

Official artwork for various Pokémon trainers that appear in the mobile game Pokémon Masters!

[kedreeva]

The other day I got a bug up my ass about lake Natron, because I’ve seen the photos of the calcified remains of animals that took a dip in the lake on accident, but I’ve only seen those photos in black and white. I’m sure you’ve seen them.

I thought, you know, calcified remains should be really interesting to see in color, so I tried to find some that had been taken by others, in color. It was not nearly as visual stunning, they were just white rotting remains, I won’t scar anyone by posting them.

But what caught my eye wasn’t the dead. It was the fucking lake.

It’s BLOOD fucking RED.

It’s super alkaline (deadly), blood fucking red (terrifying), and oh, it gets to be 106F/41C in the water. Red spirulina algae thrives here and provides food for the main denizen of the lake…. fucking lesser flamingos.

Look at their fucking mud nests!

You need to leave!! You have found flamingo Silent Hill!! What are you still doing here!! I’ll tell you!! They’re still doing there because literally the death lake protects them from predators, nothing big enough to be a threat to them gets across the lake to get them. There are millions of them living there safely.

What the fuck. what the FUCK nature. This is some of the most amazing shit you’ve ever pulled and hardly anyone knows about it. I’m on to you. I see your blood lake with your pink goth bird decorations. I see you.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

[missvoltairine-blog]

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

[bisexualpiratequeen]

The only good addition to this post

[zarosianzealot]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

[292-ludovica]

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

[noblepeasant]

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

[cherriielle]

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