Bloopers RDR2 Headcanons 1
so like, last night at like 1am i was laying in my bed and i remembered a image i seen before on tumblr a long ass time ago, of assassins creed 3 as bloopers, also i was watching bloopers and fan made movie trailer of rdr2 so have this and i might end up making more cause i have so many ideas and i love this AU so much
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To start us off
They are all jokesters no way around it
Makes it hard to film at times but itās great
Arthur and John are like real brothers and love to randomly dance when they wait, like on set they where waiting and just started a random gig.
Arthur forgets his lines a few times, he mostly gets tongue tied a ends up bending over laughing about it
Dutch fumbles over his words inĀ Speeches and itās amazing cause everyone laughs if he fucks up and heās confused before he catches onĀ
John is a menace when they have close up shots. He has something called āthe butt stickā itās one of those sparkly poles with a hand on it spooning like teachers use, there are likeĀ 40 hidden around set and he uses it to poke pplĀ
His victims are mostly Arthur, Javier, John, Sean and sometimes Lenny
John and Abigail are actually a couple
Back on a dance again, in random spots in the background waiting ppl might dance aroundĀ
A lot of time there might be something that doesnāt belong in 1899, once there was a Starbucks on the table, or a phone maybe someone forgot to take off a watch aka, Javier, Trelawny, Dutch
One time there was a break Javier was drinking coffee and leaned back on a crate, said crate was for a stunt and he fell backwards. He just laughed there on the ground laughingĀ
Micha was trying to hold a mean face once, but couldnāt cause Cain got excited and jumped on him making him laugh
once in a shootout, bill was behind the camera a little away and all you here is him having a sneeze attack everyone stops and starts to laugh a little and all you here from bill is a faint āSORRY MY FAULT"Ā
A lot of times they have makeup on or dirt or fake blood and touch their face messing it up
A lot of silly faces to make ppl crack
Also the horses are a mess to deal with, but itās fun. They like to steal hats and fuss
Kieran was in shit and a horse stole his hat off his head refusing to give it back
Tamia is a sweetheart tho, she wants everyoneās attention
The count is nippy a lot, only likes Dutch like normal cause sugar cubes
Kieran and Sean slip away to sleep in random places on set, it happens a lot
Hosea and Dutch are like RDJ, they hide food in random ass places
Like at one point they have a close up on someone and just off at Dutches tent you hear a crunch and these old guys are just eating a bag of chips. The camera points over to them eating like, what they got hungry
There is a picture floating around of Javier dressed in his stuff, but dirty and fake blood but sitting in his chair at makeup on drinking Starbucks but had his sunglasses on and someone doing something to his hand and it says "anyone missing a sassy Mexicanā or something like thatĀ
There is another photo of Dutch and Hosea staring off set with a small disappointed look at Sean or Lenny or both of them. Itās from Arthur and it says āDisappointed Gay Cowboy dadsā
So many vines are recreated on setĀ
Also small spoiler for the game but when Arthur Was hung upside down he forgot what he was to say or do, and he kept spinning in a circle so he started to very loudly and off tune singing about how he forgot what to do and say as he spined
Also the Jeanās hands down are tight and we know that, the guys get wedgies a lot
Like some place there is a video of Arthur passing his coffee to John āhold this for a second, Wedgieā and just awkward squats trying to fix it, while John casually stands there drink his coffee waiting for Arthur his brother trying to fix it.
Charles is a big guy, he always knocks shit over
He is also a giant joker
John does the Jurassic park think of the Raptors with the horsesĀ
Also hands down John and Arthur are half brothers and John is married to Abigail
Like the Supernatural blooper, Dutch does the same āIām Dutch Fucking Vand der Lindeā also Arthur did it to āIām Arthur Fucking Morganā
Lenny and Sean once opened their mouths when a siren if a police or fire truck came by once for a solid 5 minutesĀ
Arthur has ripped his pants so many times getting on and off his horseĀ
John had a few times
Dutch did it when he was getting on a box to talk
Arthur once did it on the downswing of the axe and there was a loud RIPPP and he just stood there reached back and said āI ripped my pantsā he was in the background if Dutch and Hosea talking in camp everyone lost it laughing and wheezing
They are gassy guys to as we know
Bill is the worst in a part of the barn with Arthur, Uncle and Charles. Bill cleared the barn laughing as they tried to ignore the smell
Lennyās Silent and deadly so is HoseaĀ
Hosea escapes before anyone notices
Trelawny and Javier are fashion buddies, and are deadly together for outfits
Pearson is so unbalanced and falls a lot, drops everythingĀ
When in Colter and Arthur was sitting next to John he told him ādonāt make me lick your faceā making John laugh loudly
Once a fly vote around then as Sean swatted it and scared Lenny
Lenny jumped on Sean, be committed and carried himā¦ for a while before Sean tripped and fell
Mary-Beth got scared cause she thought it was a bee
Charles filled someoneās trailer with balls, or packing peanutsĀ
Blamed it on someone else'sĀ
Itās so hard to do close ups cause Arthur is trying to make them laugh
lots of random singing
One time John was so tired and has a little to much coffee and couldnāt stop fucking up his lines and laughing
When Sean was to mill over he had to do a drop out if frame and he just kinda laid there like āam I out?ā And he wasnāt, bill jokingly stomped him laughing.Ā
They break so many props guns
Once John was gonna clean a prop Jun and is slapped him in his jaw, it hurt and left a bruiseĀ
One time Susan was cleaning the rifle and Micah came to say his line, but the gun broke in Susanās hands making then break
In colter there is a part of Arthur laying in the snow with Lenny and Sean making snow Angels with Jack
When someone fucks up hard, like I mean HARD and itās just gibberish it is a running joke for a while
A few times serie got activated on someones phone in set and it broke everyone
On the boat with Hosea, Dutch and Arthur they did it and Arthur moved a little making Dutch lost his balance and fell into the water
Itās a full joke that Dutch and Hosea are all of there dads and Susan hands down is there motherĀ
Micah loves the animals and his horse Baylock always follows him around refusing to leave
Like if someone is messing around they just yell āDDDAAADDDDD ARTHURS BEING MEANā
Or the same with Susan
There are a lot of videos on Twitter or other stuff if the gang messing around on set
Javier likes to do a funky cowboy walk from a distance
Karen forgot her line once and just pulled Sean in for a kiss
Cain is a blessing, he is well trained, but itās funny
He gets over excited way to fast
He once brought Kieran to the ground in excitement
One time when the train thing with John on the clip Arthur Forgot his line and just stared out over the cliff and was quiet
John tried to hold it in but couldnāt
thats pretty much all i got last night it was like 3am when i finished, i plan on making like more parts of this cause i just love this so much, what do you guys think or any of you have more to ass on? i want to hear ittttttt
another thing have all these amazing Trailers i watched that also sparked this idea for it
https://youtu.be/uAG9āYkouU
https://youtu.be/TUXNhbIopcw
