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[kybercrystals]

i truly do love that maul is dead silent in tpm but literally nobody can get him to shut up in tcw

[someone-hug-obiwan]

everyone in the galaxy: we’ve already heard about how kenobi ruined your life

maul: 

[lousysharkbutt]

he just doesn’t wanna

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[decembersoul]

Libraries with a sense of humour.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snootyfoxfashion]

LGBTQ+ Pride Stickers from ErlynnsArt

x / x / x / x / x x / x / x / x / x

[bob-belcher]

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

[jo2uke-himboshikata]

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

[rune-midgarts]

lol this is amazing

[ryulongd]

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

[teaboot]

You fucking monster

[wahbegan]

GET HER PRUDENCE

[prince-ardyn-lucis-caelum]

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

[thebiscuiteternal]

Time for the annual reblog!

Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

[weatheredlaw]

i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?

[weatheredlaw]

i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson” 

a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?” 

two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”

i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”

if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them

twin girls named paisley and brinley

a girl named reader

a boy named rocko

keighleey

kayde

kolten

if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child

brittalynn 

i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose

a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden

and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon 

according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie

lakelyn, blakelynn 

[a-daks]

this is white culture

[spamsterlady]

I had a student named Branch.

[curlicuecal]

I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.

I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.

And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”

[ceekari]

Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:

“Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent

A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love

A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb

[curlicuecal]

the y is silenty

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[shithowdy]

[chewbacca]

Mary Poppins (1964)

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[cordyceps-sapiens]

bastard

[timetrabble]

i drew a comic about granola

https://timetrabble.com/granola/

[theflyingpimphat]

Big lamp.

[technotranceremex]

I hate the word “fanservice” because it can mean either “hey, we heard you chattering about that lore thing we started to do once but failed to deliver on so here, we put some thought into this update and included that and we hope you like it” or “for no immediate reason, we gave this character big round badonkers”

[f1rstperson]

This is the reason hearing about “Darth Vader fanservice” when rogue one came out struck real fear into my heart

[kryptonians]

let Darth Vader have the big round badonkers he deserves

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[baconandvibrators]

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

[totalinsanity4]

Ahhhhhhhh this is adorable

[forever-memes]

Hah

[official-lucifers-child]

THIS IS AMAZING HOLY HELL I LOVE THIS AND I WILL MAKE SURE EVERY CORNER OF TUMBLR SEES THIS