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What, haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before? Independent blog for Terra from 2003's Teen Titans series. Written by Eliza. Follows back from smallestpym.

[inked-black-books]

[mahkwebbah]

me, whenever a man does anything 

[atitanrising]

Hello kids this is an ugly mobile post to say I am not dead and that @xbeastdude and I are watching S3.

[plethoriic]

“I’m sorry that I took so long to tell you that I loved you when I knew that I did.”

— - D.N. // excerpt from a book i’ll never write #77 (via sundayepiphany)

[nicostiel]

[atitanrising]

( Beast Bae ): 

“Nah, I think tonight is a good night to take a break from hero work, y’know? Don’t worry, we’ll have fun.” When she was ready, Gar revved up his moped to take her on the first stop of their date, the small diner in the middle of nowhere with the delicious pie. Upon arriving, he parked his moped and dismounted before removing his helmet and hold a hand out for the other to take.

tara took a moment to look around before taking off the borrowed helmet. there was almost nothing around, nothing to draw one in to enter the... homey diner.    ❛    how on earth did you find a place like this?   ❜     she took his hand, still looking at his choice of date location.    ❛   it’s like... trucker’s paradise. did your moped break down here once or something?  ❜

[gifgreys]

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — VINES;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“I thought you were bae. Turns out, you were just fam.” “Ahhhhh! Stop! I coulda dropped my crossaint!” “Happy Christhums. It’s Chrismah. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.” “This bitch empty. YEET!” “Get to del taco, they got a new thing called freesha… freeshavacado!” “You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out.” “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” “It is Wednesday, my dudes. AhhhhhhhHHHHH!” “Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!” “Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?” “[Name], did you eat my tater tots?” “Next time you fuckin put a hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch.” “I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you, bitch.” “I just got one question. What are those?!” “I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.” “Aw, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.” “Look at all those chickens.” “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” “Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.” “Whaddup, I’m [Name], I’m [Age], and I never fuckin learned how to read.” “I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.” “Damn [Name], back at it again with the white vans.” “I don’t get no fuckin sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gon get sleep cause of me.” “Try me bitch.” “Pepsi bottle. Coca cola glass. I don’t give a damn.” “I wanna be a cowboy.” “Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am not a coward!” “Hey, I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.” “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” “Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!” “When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk a waaAAAaaaAAaay.” “Hoe don’t do it. Oh my god.” “I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom.” “A potato flew around my room before you came.” “When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!” “Well, when life gives you lemons.” “Give me my hat back [Name], do you want to go see uncle kracker or no?” “I’m [Age] so shut the fuck up.” “You better stop! Stop bitch! Stop! Ahhh!” “Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!” “Daddy? Do I look like-?!” “It’s fricken bats, I love Halloween.” “Excuse my potty mouth, shut the fuck up!” “I’m washing me and my clothes.” “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-” “Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?” “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, on my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”

[wdfchino]

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[paintingflcwcrsarchive]

popular text posts + ask memes (part four)

❛ i don’t need a date, i need cash ❜ ❛ say something, i’m giving up on school ❜ ❛ my love is like a candle, if you forget about me, i will burn your fucking house down ❜ ❛ if i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest fucking party and you’re all invited ❜ ❛ i’m too young to have this many embarrassing moments ❜ ❛ i’m very strong, i could fight off maybe 20 snails. 21 on a good day. ❜ ❛ turn off: being more attractive than me ❜ ❛ drugs? no thanks. the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get form committing a murder ❜ ❛ occupation: the family disappointment ❜ ❛ if you can’t beat them, dress better than them ❜ ❛ do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person? ❜ ❛ everything always happens so much ❜ ❛ listen, i did mean to make you upset and i do think your opinions are shit ❜ ❛ which is messier: my life or my hair? ❜ ❛ i’m tired 8 days a week ❜ ❛ i use humor to cover up the fact that i want to jump off a bridge ❜ ❛ let’s play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜ ❛ why am i awake? who summoned me? ❜ ❛ i just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face ❜ ❛ for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever i’m really sensitive ❜ ❛ i haven’t made any bad decisions lately and i’m getting bored ❜ ❛ studies show that i am, in fact, in a perpetual state of given’ ‘em the old razzle dazzle ❜ ❛ i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly, i am having such a fun time right now ❜ ❛ is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class?  ❜ ❛ no, you are not as funny as me. stop trying. ❜ ❛ it is very important that i am both cute and powerful ❜ ❛ how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you? ❜ ❛ if i were a bird, you’d be the first person i’d shit on ❜ ❛ raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole ❜ ❛ i may be a shitty friend, but i’m your shitty friend ❜ ❛ my last word will probably be either ‘whoops’ or ‘shit’ ❜ ❛ pro tip: instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. everything is still horrible, but you will not care at all. ❜ ❛ i get butterflies thinking about myself ❜ ❛ i love you and i’m glad you exist. i’m so happy you’re alive. ❜ ❛ if you’re reading this, i’m beautiful ❜ ❛ your body is 60% water and i’m thirsty ❜ ❛ sorry, i wasn’t ignoring you. i was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show i found. ❜ ❛ how do you find a soulmate when you have no soul? ❜ ❛ is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class? ❜ ❛ one of these days i’m going to roll my eyes so hard that i’m going to go blind ❜ ❛ i think my parents would yell at me if i died ❜ ❛ i’m having a great time this year. time passes irregularly and i’m disappointing my parents. ❜ ❛ be the villain you were born to be. stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. succumb to the darkness yourself. ❜ ❛ i’m sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses ❜ ❛ my new year’s kiss is going to be a shot of vodka ❜ ❛ i feel so bad for my exes, like imagine losing me ❜ ❛ look, i’m a nice person, but i’m not here to take your shit ❜ ❛ is there an award for fucking up the most times? because if so, crown me the winner ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end and doing nothing productive ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit ❜ ❛ no offense, but i’m a blessing to this earth ❜ ❛ lets talk about the universe and make out ❜ ❛ how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed? ❜ ❛ are you a piece of art? because i’d like to nail you up against a wall ❜ ❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜ ❛ i doubt vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot ❜

[lizzysmcalpine]

I don’t even know where to start with that. That’s all kinds of wrong.

To the Bone (2017) dir. Marti Noxon

[atitanrising]

Updated the nav to flesh out the verses a little more, including new tags! Check out the “tags” section to read those.

[vhsmeme]

* love ♥ starters

‘ want me to stay? ’

‘ we’re almost home. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’

‘ we can share it.’

‘ stay there. i’m coming to get you. ’

‘ shh, shh. you were dreaming. ’ 

‘ grab my hand. ’

‘ i’m just going to pick you up. ’

‘ everything okay? ’

‘ i won’t leave you behind. ’

‘ don’t worry. better out than in. ’

‘ who did that to you? ’ 

‘ sit down and rest. ’

‘ sweetie, i would never think that. ’

‘ come lay down in my lap. ’

‘ i know you think you’re all alone out there, but you’re not. ’

‘ call me when you get home. ’

‘ we should change those bandages. ’

‘ you’re safe here. ’

‘ honey… ’

‘ of course we love you. ’

‘ wait here. i’ll go run a bath for you. ’

‘ take my bed for tonight. ’

‘ i promise. ’ 

‘ you’re always welcome here. ’

‘ don’t talk like that. ’

‘ bad dream? ’

‘ talk to me. ’  

‘ it’s okay to cry. ’

‘ you need to be more careful.’

‘ we should hug this out. ’

‘ i worry about you. ’

‘ can i hold your hand? ’ 

‘ because i care about you. ’

‘ it made me think of you. ’ 

‘ take care of yourself. ’

‘ put your seatbelt on. ’ 

‘ where did you go? ’ 

‘ i didn’t mean to worry you. ’

‘ i made breakfast. ’

‘ sing something for me? ’

‘ open it and find out. ’

‘ how long have you been like this? ’

‘ you look nice. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ close your eyes and try to get some rest. ’

‘ focus on my voice. ’ 

‘ i meant every word. ’

‘ i was here all night. ’

‘ look both ways before you cross. ’

‘ you don’t have to talk. ’ 

‘ this is your favorite, right? ’

‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ’

‘ you have a nice laugh. ’

‘ here, take my jacket. ’

‘ you could stay here. with me. ’

‘ we’ll figure it out together. ’

[atitanrising]

Hey guys! Just to update you all: I’m still around, just kinda swept up in everything. I made it to Finland for my semester abroad! However, despite taking vitamin C for weeks before I left, I still managed to catch a cold and come down ill my first day here. So, between orientation, my head cold, getting set up in my flat, I’ve hardly had time to rest! But now that orientation is over with, I’m going to have way more free time (until classes start, but even then, my days seem pretty light?) and I’d love to roleplay with some of you! I really need to do more on this blog, so add me on the Disco as bean.#6499 to plot, or like this for a quick and dirty one liner.

[smallestpym]

Ugly mobile post to say that today is the day! I start my 30 hour journey to Finland. I’m on the disco as bean.#6499 if you would like to chat whenever I have WiFi. I’ll work on replies and stuff, but formatting might be hard and there may be no icons. My laptop is big and cumbersome so I may not pull it out in the airport.

[smallestpym]

I made it to Iceland! So, that’s the long leg of flying down. Now it’s a short(er) flight to Finland, six hours in the airport, and then a flight to my final destination.

[urietveit]

Sentence Starters: Archer Edition

[Feel free to add!]

“Bitch, I got ants all over me!”

“Sorry, ignore me. My whole thing is I just crave attention.”

“Let’s go, bitches! Tiger tranqs!”

“If I don’t get something to eat, I’m literally going to die.”

“YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!”

“Why do you always never shut up?”

“Private Me, reporting for sploosh!”

“Phrasing, boom!”

“Stop. Stop. My penis can only get SO erect.”

“Maybe you can shut your dick holster!”

“I am literally wet with jealousy.”

“Goddamn it, shut up, John Williams!”

“Girl, please. Nobody’s THAT gay.”

“Eat a dick, jungle.”

“Who are you supposed to be? Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?”

“Something, something, danger zone! I know. I’m not even trying anymore.”

“Oh, you don’t look like a whore. An idiot maybe? Or both! Yes. A whorediot.”

“What the shit, _______?!”

“Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.”

“That… got a little dark.”

“She is riddled with herpes.”

“Just the tip!”

“No words. My words have failed me.”

“I gotta go make an old man eat a big bowl of spiderwebs.”

“Now who do I have to screw to get a drink around here?”

“Sorry, that’s just a sympathy boner.”

“I’m scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.”

“It’s pretty hard to stay anonymous when you’re the world’s greatest secret agent.”

“Hey, we’re out there risking our lives every—many of the days!”

“Come on! Run like you’re younger!”

“Seriously, ______, call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the DANGER ZONE.”

“There’s not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that.”

“We touched penises.”

“Oh… I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire.”

“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

“Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.”

“Does Internet porn know you’re cheating on it?”

“Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security.”

“I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!”

“Wait… I had something for this.”

“Can’t or won’t?”

“Every single noun and verb in that sentence sexually arouses me.”

“Just like the gypsy woman said!”

“Grill me a cheese.”

“Holy shitsnacks!”

“Do you think this is a game?!”

“Who are you, Comrade Question?”

“Just let me clear off the ol’ browser history…”

“For shit’s sake.”