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[its-bread-bitch]

The farther I get into the PHM book the more I grasp the whole “secret third thing” Grace and Stratt have going on. I want to put them both in a microwave and spin them around.

[blonsh]

[nebulonvoid]

One thing that I've noticed and appreciate about the PHM fandom is how much Grace gets passed around like a blunt.

That man is every color of the rainbow.

The man gets taken out of his fandom just to be passed around like a blunt in other fandoms.

He is the most aroace and pansexual agender man I have ever seen.

So far the running list that I've seen:

Rocky

Simon

Adrian

Carl

Rocky and Adrian

Stratt

Dubois and Shapiro (do not separate them, they come as a pair)

Ilyukhina

Yáo

Dimitri

Dr. Lokken

Tom Ryder

Driver from Drive (2011)???

Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier?

Din Djarin????????

Rocky again, but instead he looks like James Ortiz (i love seeing this one actually lol) (it's also good if human!Adrian looks like Meryl Streep)

More Markiplier????

Mark Watney

The 9th Doctor???

The 10th Doctor???

The 12th Doctor as well???

Like, let the man breathe 😭😭😭 he's practically just stumbling around, dazed, with a crazy amount of comical lipstick marks covering his face at this point lol

Edit: I've been told to add Tony Stark to the list. I don't know how this man got here, and I hate that I can see it

Edit 2: apparently I should also add Superman to this list??? Where are you all getting these ideas from??? (But, please, continue. I like wherever your crazy little brain's at)

Edit 3: okay, yeah, I guess Armando's on this list now. Didn't know that this guy was that freaky. (Also, apparently I need to add the three Captain Americas (Steve, John, Sam) which is kind crazy ngl. Where are all getting all these ideas from??? Please continue making Grace the fandom blunt, this is entertaining)

Edit 4: Odysseus. I don't have anything else to say bc I'm just... In shock

Edit 5: Shiro. From Voltron. How do you guys even come up with this stuff???

Edit 6: Robert Robertson III

[briarlovesclara]

yes yes stratt is very scary and whatnot but i feel like we are overlooking how intimiadting grace made her too (largely in the book). because you expect the leader of the petrova task force to be cold and ruthless and scary, but then her... assistant? second officer? her guy walks in with her and he's very sweet, personable, and incredibly smart. and there's so much dissonance because you're talking with stratt about the biggest ethical decision of your lifetime and he's, like, annotating papers for her in the background. or you accuse her of being cold and calculated and this ray of sunshine just matter-of-factly goes "yep! she'll do whatever it takes!". and at the end of your meeting, probably the worst day of your life, the dictator of the world who has just calmly convinced you to do some atrocity or another stands up, gestures to him, and they casually walk out together chattering about something else like they've already forgotten you're there. that's so terrifying

[atlas-n-eris]

First off, tags are IMMACULATE, but I look at it and boy to everyone around there should be some comfort tbh. Bc YES there is this inhumanly powerful and immoral woman forcing you to commit atrocities, and then she looks at her dead wife/dog and you see her humanity. somehow, looking at Ryland Grace makes Eva Stratt a human woman with emotions and fears and hopes and you see what is happening, you Look, and you see that Dr. Grace is actually The Most Important Person Ever, and Eva Stratt will take the world's hate to keep him alive. Her own as well.

[supernaturalist1234]

I don’t tend to ship strattland romantically but also I wholeheartedly believe that if she didn’t send him to space she’d marry him so he can’t testify against her

[drumlincountry]

The thing about Ryland Grace and Eva Stratt's dynamic is that they're very much "leopard who eats peoples faces" x "guy who claims not to endorse this but has hung out with the leopard for years and when she eats people's faces he's like 'ah yeah she does that ☺️💫✨'."

[filmopen]

to be loved is to be known

to be loved is to be understood

to be loved is to be seen

to be loved is to be heard

to love is to let go

[amarkaa]

More of sillies

[its-timego]

I feel like in the movie so much of Grace and Stratt's strange relationship is a snowball effect of Grace's initial complete obliviousness to who/how powerful she actually is. She doesn't say "I'm the Director of the Petrova Task Force" when she comes to his school, she just says "I'm with the Petrova Task Force." And so at first she's just This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me, and then she kidnaps him again onto the boat and suddenly he's getting shoved in front of a room full of scientists and told to explain the astrophage breeding and oh no oh no now there's EXPECTATIONS, so she stops being This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me and is This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me And Much More Importantly Is The Only Familiar Presence In An Extremely Scary Situation. (Enter instinctively grabbing her hand when she comes to tell him to sit down and also whispering the Venus thing into her ear instead of talking into the microphone.)

Then however much later, oh she's dictator of the world you say? Whoopsies, too bad, I've already, to her perplexity, emotionally imprinted on the dictator of the world, I guess.

[its-timego]

I would argue he's the only person on the project who actually gets less stressed when Stratt enters a room rather than more stressed

[thereareotherways-ofpersuasion]

i love how everyone's opinion of ryland grace's sexuality is

completely aroace

gay for rock

gay for rock x2

gay for markiplier

gay for the antagonist of his (headcannoned) twin brother's movie

boytoy for Eva Stratt

edit: and also

gay for his bodyguard turned bestfriend

gay for tony fucking stark

gay for david tennant (dr. who edition)

gay for david tennant (good omens edition)

edit 2: THERES MORE

gay for superman

gay for mike crew

gay for tangerine bullet train

gay for The Driver from hit movie The Drive

the third to whatever nonsense dubois and shapiro have going on

dr lokkens malewife

[hare-brained-schemes]

me lowkey

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[actual-changeling]

grace feeds her caffeine addiction/dependence, and she feeds his twizzler obsession, and it becomes such a mindless thing they do they barely notice anymore.

he always carries one of those little cardboard trays with him when they have a meeting (three cups, two for her and one for him) and when he sits down she slides a new package of twizzlers his way without even looking up from her laptop.

they know each other's coffee orders for every (un)imaginable situation, so when he hears through the grapevine she's having a worse-than-usual day he has an extra espresso shot and some caramel syrup added to her usual concoction; if it's really bad he gets a third one (mocha latte bc she needs the sugar).

meanwhile eva knows when to show up in the lab and drag him away, having the exact candy he's craving in her pocket (she just knows), and needs about thirty seconds to get him complaining or infodumping or venting.

sometimes, they walk together with no particular goal in mind. sometimes they end up in her office or at a meeting, sometimes back at the lab, sometimes he asks the fated question ("when did you last eat something and no coffee doesn't count, it's a liquid" "so is soup" "soup has bits in it!") and drags her to the cafeteria.

people know better than to disrupt whatever the hell they have going on, partly because once every blue moon, they get to hear her laugh and the weight of the world is momentarily lifted off her shoulders.

[hailingonhismarytilimfullofgrace]

Do you ever think about the fact that Grace's first memory of his own name is it being said by Stratt? He literally did not know who he was until he met her. I'm going to throw up.

[icarusredwings]

Eva Stratt playing candid footage of Grace like a dead wife, with the sunset behind him and Grace smiling, trying to joke with her, him behind excited showing her something, him laughing with co-workers etc. Even puts sad music over it.

The world leaders:.... And you are showing us this footage why?

Eva: Well, to be honest- I miss my wife

World leaders: What?? You sent that man to his death! That's murder!

Eva: God forbid a girl had a hobby.

[reallyveryfishy]

Grace: Stratt, they’re shipping us! Aha! Haha!

Stratt: Just you, actually.

*Guy with a comically large sedative needle appears behind Grace*

[actual-changeling]

stratt and grace in a "there was only one bed" scenario and grace kinda expects it to be really awkward but instead they both fall asleep immediately and have the best, most restful night in like two years.

the REAL issue arises back on the vat when suddenly they have an even harder time sleeping and don't know how to suggest sharing a bed again — they both want it and are absolutely horrible at asking for it.