My name is Katherine Alicia Marshall (Kat for short).
I'm 18
I live in Indiana with my little brother
I'm Bisexual and use She/Her pronouns
I have BPD (borderline personality disorder), ADHD, (attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder), and schizophrenia
I am ethnically Jewish and Italian, but I practice witchcraft (and I'm pro-palestine 🇵🇸 IM NOT A ZIONIST)
I'm generally alt, but I go back and forth between emo and goth
I like Siouxie and the Banshees, Lil Peep, Pierce the Veil, Bring Me the Horizon, Of Mice and Men, Alesana, Rites of Spring, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, The Cure , TV Girl, Evanescence, Paramore, Amira Elfeky and way more.
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And you know anything else that crosses my silly little brain
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CW: self-destructive behaviour, obsessive compulsive personality disorder, mentions of blood + gore, mentione of bodily harm + dissections
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Visual/Appearance
Okay contrary to popular belief, he and Toby do not look the same. All they’ve got in common is brown hair and an affinity for goggles lmao
Toby is slim, but he’s still muscular. Cody, is just full on lanky as hell.
Tall (probably like 6’2?), long legs, knobby knees and knuckles.
Got a bad case of mad scientist hair lol. It’s almost always knotted and sticking up at odd angles because he spends up to days in his lab and neglects his appearance more often than not - usually he keeps it pushed off of his forehead with his goggles to keep it out of the way
Pale as hell because he does not get outside much, with a little dusting of freckles over the bridge of his nose
Downturned, droopy green eyes. With perpetual dark circles beneath them.
Nice straight teeth (his adoptive dad pretty much forced him into getting braces) - but they’re super stained and in not great condition because he drinks way too much sugary shit.
Horrible posture - he’s curled over his lab bench like a hunchback most of the time. When he’s standing, he slouches hard.
Wardrobe
Chaotically academic.
Wrinkled sweater vests stained by chemicals and collared shirts. A faded tee that he wears under his lab coat. Either skinny jeans or slacks. A big baggy hoodie on the occasion where he’s in the lab for multiple days on end
Not big on jewelry or accessories besides his goggles. Usually wears them to keep the hair out of his face.
Always wearing a pair of gloves. He’s very, very wary about any ‘contaminants’ coming into contact with him. In the lab they’re latex or nitrile, outside of the lab they’re leather
Dresses more for practicality than comfort. Stuff that won’t snag or hinder him in his work.
Personality
Dry, pretentious, arrogant - but he doesn’t think he’s any of those things.
Cody is incredibly smart, extremely academically gifted. He didn’t go to school for any of the stuff he knows, he learned hands on and was able to retain everything. He’s perceptive. He notices things most people wouldn’t even think about.
Because of this, and because of lack of friends and peers to socialize with growing up, Cody sort of puts himself on a pedestal.
He truly, 100% believes he is the smartest person in the room in all circumstances. It’s not even a debate.
Has a real hard time forming relationships because of this, as he himself forms a barrier between him and other people. He doesn’t like to talk to people because he doesn’t believe there’s anyone out there that will get him. Understand him. Be able to keep up with how fast his brain works.
He is very solitary. Most of the other proxies (save for Toby) barely ever see him let alone speak to him. If he’s not hauled up in his lab, he’s passed out from exhaustion. Needless to say, he also - despite studying the human body day after day - doesn’t understand his own limits.
In conversation he comes off as clinically cold, and condescending. He never really means to be that way, it’s just his default. However, if you say something that actually manages to spark his interest, you’ll get to watch him soften. Curiosity sparking up in his eyes as his lips twitch into a little smile.
Definitely more of a listener than a talker. And if you come to him with your issues, he’s methodically breaking them down as opposed to support. Always choosing logic over comfort. If you’re in the wrong, he’ll tell you that point blank. Don’t ever expect him to lie for your sake.
Adding to that - brutally honest. Will tell the truth regardless of if it’ll cause issues or not. He does not care. He really lacks empathy on all fronts, and sympathy is also something he’s got to work on.
Admirably high willpower and control over his emotions. He doesn’t even bottle up things - he just views them as a lesson learned then files them away
General
Definitely autistic + a hypochondriac w/ OCPD. He needs things to be neat, sterile, and tidy at all times or he feels like he’s going to crawl out of his own skin. There’s never a hair out of place in his lab. Everything is spotless, and has his place. Despite the nature of his work, he loathes the idea of germs, disease, and contamination.
His hands are always dry and cracked from how often he washes and sanitizes them.
He doesn’t drink, smoke, or do any drugs - and he never will. His mind is his most valuable asset in his opinion, and he can’t stand the thought of hindering it at all. The idea of ‘shutting your brain off’ and ‘’mellowing out’ has absolutely zero appeal to him.
He keeps every single notebook he has ever written lab notes in. He has a cabinet stocked to the brim with them all, and they’re all the exact same 100 page composition book.
Hates the taste of coffee, lives off of energy drinks.
And when I say that, I mean it to a worrying degree. How Cody hasn’t had a heart attack is genuinely a mystery, because he will drink upwards of five a day. Stay up for days on end with no sleep, slamming a redbull the moment his eyes start to droop again.
I do believe that Cody and Toby are friends. Toby’s erratic and impulsive nature is pretty much the exact opposite of Cody’s - but he finds it interesting. Stimulating. And, he thinks that Toby is a lot smarter than what he gives himself credit for.
On the contrary, him and Jack do not get along. They but heads as the two brainiacs. Not in competition or anything like that, they just.. Don’t like each other lmfao. Jack thinks that Cody is a way too pretentious shut in, and Cody thinks that Jack is wasting his talent by using it for good (healing people). They do not interact often. When they do, it’s because it’s forced.
Though, Cody would kill to get Jack under his knife. Just to test his regenerative abilities. (He will never admit this, and it will never happen).
He has pet rats <3
He has many many lab rats that are disposable, but he has two that he keeps around and genuinely takes good care of. Their names are Remy and Darwin - they are his babies.
Definitely an insomniac. When he does sleep, it’s either: he’s taking a quick cat nap to try and get his brain going again, or he’s crashing for 12 hours because he burnt himself right out.
Doesn’t do a lot of actual ‘proxy’ work. Usually, the other proxies give Cody their kills after they’re dead, or knock them out to give him a live specimen to experiment on. Cody is the cleanup guy - he’ll have their bones dissolved and down the drain in just a couple hours after he’s done with them.
Works on things that will benefit the proxies, just as much as he does lethal drugs. Things for better stamina, numbing pain, staying awake longer. He’s their little pharmacist.
Has had a morbid fascination with the limits of the human body since he was young. Has always been drawn to just how fragile we are.
He’s not necessarily sadistic when it comes to his victims, it’s just curiosity. Wondering how much they can take. He doesn’t get a kick or pleasure out of the pain they’re in, he just jots it down and reduces their existence to a few lab notes.
Not a relationship guy. Simply doesn’t have the motivation, or interest to get involved with anything like that. His work takes all of his attention, and keeps him too busy. If it were to ever happen, said person would have to knock him off his feet.
He has a massive sweet tooth <3
Is often seen rubbing his neck because it gets sore from being hunched over all the time.
Wears reading glasses when he works, and is near sighted.
Keeps jars of body parts he found interesting on victims kept in jars of formaldehyde around his lab. Eyes from a girl with heterochromia, a crooked pinky finger, a split tongue, a skin graft from someone with vitiligo. It’s all like art to him.
He can’t stand naive people, and people who just take things at face value. He believes that curiosity, and a drive to learn is the most important quality that a human being can have.
Do you think any of the South Park girls go barefoot often??
Wendy thinks it's unsanitary to be barefoot often so she doesn't usually. Also she's definitely a cute socks kinda girl so I can imagine her just constantly wearing like unicorn socks or something unless she's in the shower.
Bebe is NEVER barefoot unless she's showering primarily because she has beautiful feet. Tell me right now this girl doesn't stay with a fresh pedicure. She absolutely does and she refuses to ruin it.
As yall know I headcanon Heidi as a try-hard hippie, her ass does not wear shoes unless she has to and usually it's boots for gardening. She walks barefoot through her own garden, sometimes she'll frequently forget to wear shoes before she leaves the house.
Kelly gets cold easily so barefoot isn't an option unless it's summer and she's wearing sandals. In summer, she will walk on the literal blazing hot sidewalk to Kenny's house. In winter, she's paranoid about getting hypothermia so she pulls out the fuzzy socks
Nichole and Red are the only normal people here. Red goes barefoot or socks only in her OWN house. Nichole absolutely refuses to but she doesn't wear shoes in the house.
Wendy dresses like an adorable nerd: Sweater vests, collared shirts, plaid skirts, she's on the debate team, she'd be wearing pantsuits to every one.
Wendy is definitely that one girl in like every high school movie who's super smart, dresses dorky and probably wears glasses to see but the minute she takes off those glasses and does a hair flip she's like the baddest bitch in school.
Her favorite colors are purple, pink, yellow and red occasionally, so she wears a lot of those. Plus she loves flowers, (specifically daisies) so a lot of her stuff would have flower embroidery or big flower prints. Her clothes seem cropped a lot of times or shorter than usual because she's on the taller side so she has a hard time picking properly fitting clothes.
Bebe is the fashion icon. She stays up on trends and usually incorporates whatevers popular into her own style. She dresses very femme, pleated mini skirts, cute tights with heels, coquette styled shirts. She's usually makes it a personal goal to be the best dressed out of everybody. Whether it's to something like prom or just the best dressed at the grocery store, she needs all eyes on her.
Her favorite colors are red and pink and all other colors except neutrals are non-existent. If she's not in red, then she's dead. And even when she dies she's likely gonna be in something red too lol.
She's thick thighed so she is not a huge fan of jeans and she absolutely HATES skinny fitting jeans. She will only wear those horrendous things if they have a little flare at the bottom which looks cute with boots.
I imagine Heidi, after she went to therapy (AU) "transformed" herself into a hippie. We all should be familiar with the style so this doesn't need much explanation. Long skirts, crop tops with lace trim, dirty sneakers or sandals (though since Heidi took up gardening she wears mostly boots).
Like Wendy, she's another flower girly she loves all kinds of plant and flowers details on everything. All her skirts have vine, flower or leaf embroidery. She has a lot of jewelry, mostly friendship bracelets and $2 plastic rings she got from Five Below.
Her favorite colors are dusty rose (pink), burgundy and sage green. Her outfits almost always consist of pink, rusty orange, green and brown. Or some sort of multicolor pattern. She is a big fan of multicolor patterns. She's also the only one of the girls who kept her hat and still wears it (surprisingly it still fits).
Side note: @sp-by-april has mentioned that she thinks Heidi would be a sad beige mom when she got older and would wear mostly neutrals and tbh she's not wrong
Oh Kelly 😭 why would they give you only one fucking episode. This is basically all AU because I mean ONE GODDAMN EPISODE-
Anyways I headcanonned her as Catholic so her parents used to make her dress overly modest. When she moved to South Park, she was around 17 and she began to realize her parents rules about modesty were ridiculous and that in reality nobody actually cares.
She dresses a mix of theater kid and summer 2000s. She wears sandals and flats mostly and pretty much all designs, especially floral or beachy as long as it's her colors. She also LOVES stripes. Sometimes she wears Kenny's shirts but not many because a lot of his shirts have cuss words on them (or dicks drawn on them). She is absolutely obsessed with denim, 90% of her closet is skinny jeans, denim skirts, and jean jackets in different shades and colors.
For someone named Red she doesn't really wear a lot of red. Mostly purple, indigo. Closest she gets to Red is like burgundy.
Red has more of a edgy style than the rest of the girls. Black ripped jeans, fishnets, crop tops with bands on them, leather jackets. It's kind of punk but not really. It's more along the lines of e-girl than anything.
A lot of times people mistake them for being one of the goth or emo kids which pisses them clean the fuck off. Their favorite article of clothing is crop tops specifically because they like showing off their waist.
Nichole is another girly girl but in more of a sunny bright outdoorsy way. She usually wears like jean shorts, graphic t-shirts, and sneakers. However she is not one to be bland at ALL.
This girl sews sequins into her clothes, puts glitter in everything, ties ribbons on her jeans, she still even has the little bows in her hair. She's the kind of girl who will take a basic outfit and dress it up into something absolutely adorable.
Her favorite colors are yellow and pink so she mostly wears those and they look really really good on her like she looks like a walking ray of sunshine, literally.
I also imagine she wears a lot of floral prints, specifically sunflowers. She also definitely wears sundresses on dates and she looks so cute.
Okay so Tammy is canonically poor like poorer than Kenny I think so most of her clothes if not all of them are from thrift stores like Goodwill or you know hand me downs from her mother.
That being said, I as someone who frequents thrift stores can tell you right now that she definitely would have found some of the cuntiest shit imaginable.
I don't think this needs much explanation but Tammy absolutely would grow up to be a white trash y2k baddie. Cheetah and zebra print bras that show through all her tank tops, dark denim miniskirts, ripped band tees, studded belts, she probably one of those white hoodies with like a big cross in the middle.
Judging from her outfit in the episode, she seems to like warm tones like gold and red, so she probably wears the most of those colors. But I just know she's a slut for that cheetah print though. Like I can just feel it in my soul.
As we know of course Karen is another poor girl who goes to thrift stores. However I personally see her as becoming very crafty. Most of her accessories are like handmade either made from beads or torn clothes, worn out belts, pop tabs, beer cans, just whatever she can find give her a glue gun and some paint and it's jewelry now.
I see her as having a Coraline vibe with her clothes like colored or printed tights (she definitely likes spiral tights), under solid-color shorts, and colorful knit sweaters. She wears boots mostly but she attached chains to them, put beads on the laces, and decorated them with stickers.
She has a lot of crystal, star and spiral kind of jewelry. Her favorite color is purple so pretty much every outfit she wears has something purple in it.
The thrift store typically isn't favorable to her so Karen likes to mismatch her clothes a lot like as long as it has one matching color in it then she wears it together. Even if it's too completely different patterns shades textures whatever she doesn't care she can fix it with some tights or a belt.
Tricia dresses like it's 2014. Like literally she was a baby in 2014 but she acts like she lived through it. Think peace sign shirts, AERO hoodies, every shirt from the PINK brand, skinny jeans, wedged sneakers.
I headcanon her favorite color as pink. Her original outfit literally looks like Liane Cartman's so I changed her color scheme to pink and teal, instead of red and teal.
She's a Disney kid so she gets a lot of her outfit inspiration from shows like K.C. Undercover and Shake It Up (she likes Zendaya shush)
Sidenote: while Karen thrifts and hand makes everything Tricia almost exclusively buys from Temu, Shein and Target because she gets a sadistic kick out of knowing children are being forced to make her clothes (she's an evil little bitch)
don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster
Kenny worked at City Wok and since his parents don't really cook, I think he starts to learn as soon as he gets a job. In Warm Blood he works at City Wok, brings Karen food and saves up his money.
It was one of their final lunches as high school students. The whole gang was preparing for college life and young adulthood, but Kenny started early. He got a job as soon as he legally could, and started saving. By junior year he could finally afford a shitty used car, and he was stable enough to do some nice things for Karen once in a while. A movie or a meal here and there. Small shit that most people wouldn’t think twice about, but meant a lot to her.
I think Sheila would teach Kyle because she's not putting her son out on the synagogue's dating market without at least teaching him how to make a brisket and rugelach. He can never get kugel right.
Cartman doesn't cook, her orders out or grabs shit that he can throw together in a bowl or crock pot. Sometimes he goes back home and Liane has food ready and waiting.
Sharon offered to teach Stan once but he rolled his eyes and she never brought it up again.
Well, there's South Park's little Brit Pip, Damien the grumpy demon boy, and my spirit animal Craig. There's others I could mention (Butters, Tweek, Heidi, Annie, DogPoo, etc), but those are generally my top 3.
Your current favorite song?
Great question, but if pressed, I'll go with The Drifters' "Up On The Roof". Easily one of if not the very best and that Carole King and Gerry Goffin wrote as a team, beautifully delivered by all involved both musically and vocally, sweet and poignant lyrics, it's really a perfect song.
The most recent show or tv movie you've watched?
For tv shows, probably South Park, tbh. As for movies, I just watched Popeye with Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall (RIP to both)
Your current favorite SP ship?
I waver between a couple different ones, both popular and rare. But if pressed, I'll go with Creek, Piprietta, and Annien for my top 3.
That's hard. In terms of personality, Kyle. It terms of like who's the most interesting, probably Cartman or Kenny. Or the Goths. Idk I love em all lol.
Your current favorite song?
Habits (Stay High) by Tove Lo. The lyrics are literally my life lol.
The most recent show or TV movie you've watched?
South Park tf 😭 it's on all day on Comedy Central
Your current favorite sp ship?
Canon ships, Stendy cuz they're the only good canon ship. Non-canon, originally I was very obsessed with Kybe, but now I'm writing more for the Goth Kids, so probably Pike is at the forefront of my mind rn.
based on anonymous questions I asked to @sp-by-april and @mantequillamcwhoremick
read these for context: SP-by-April Fighting Hcs and mantequillamcwhoremick Fighting Hcs
Okay so a while ago I've been thinking about whether or not the main 5 from South Park can fight or how'd they do in a fighting situation.
To get some reference points, I asked (anonymously cuz im a pussy) @sp-by-april and @mantequillamcwhoremick this question as well. Thanks to their help and me thinking about this constantly while I'm at work, I've come up with my
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Let's start and assess each of the South Park characters:
Stan Marsh:
Ah, the alcoholic
Okay so he can kind of fight but like...not really? It's complicated.
I see Stan as a mix of emo, jock, board game nerd, and alcoholic. All of those things are VERY conflicting. Not to mention his anger issues and animal rights activist thing. So pinpointing parts of his personality for headcanons are kinda hard.
I think he's as strong as the average teenage boy, a little over because he's a football player and to be a good football player you need to be in good shape so yk he works out.
I think he'd be good at messy, strong-arming, street fighting, and beating someone up if he's really pissed or drunk but I don't think he'd do good in a real combat situation.
@mantequillamcwhoremick has mentioned that Stan is a pussy. Unfortunately they're right.
I don't think he'd get into a fight unless he needs to or someone pushes him towards it, like when he was sent to beat up Gary, the Mormon kid.
@sp-by-april said he doesn't like shooting people. Which is true. But he needs a weapon (cuz I said so).
I think he'd use a baseball bat. He's good at baseball, it's a quick, dense weapon that can easily knock someone out, he doesn't have to hit anyone really, he just has to force the bat into someone, not his own fist. It's easier to ram your strength into an object as a weapon than using your own body (trust me I know).
Stan is a 6/10 hand to hand fighter, weapons wise (the baseball bat) he'd be an 8/10. I don't think he'd win a fight, tho unless the opponent was weaker or he had backup/the bat.
Kyle Broflovski:
Oh Kyle. My angry little Jew husband. (I'm Jewish too I can say it)
Tbh, I dont need much explanation here. His temper is pretty bad and likely gets worse as a teen/adult.
As April said, he will not start fights but will absolutely finish them.
Kyle is absolutely winning almost every fight he's in. Even if he isn't stronger, he definitely has adrenaline to fuck them up or at the very least defend himself enough to get away.
I think he'd try to avoid fights because he's still a good kid yk he's a nice guy, hes like an honor student, gets good grades, still tryna get into a good school (even though that's not happening by a longshot read this for context)
Kyle is actually a nice person we just have this impression that he's the Hulk because he's constantly around Cartman and a myriad of other people who drive him crazy. In actuality, he tries to avoid fights usually and is the one next to stan to break it up.
Anyways, he does sports too, basketball namely, and I think he's pretty fast too. I love the idea of Kyle having a sleeper build, like he's looks skinny asf but he's actually stronger than most of the boys in class 💀
For weapons, I LOVE the idea of him using a hammer. He'd definitely use a hammer, and idk why he just seems like that kinda guy to bash someone's brains in (if he needed to)
I'm such a simp for angry Kyle guys.
8.5/10 fighter, he's not invincible, but he's hard to beat if he's mad.
Eric Cartman:
Oh god, this fucking pussy ass bitch.
Again this will be fairly short, he can't fight at all. He literally ate his own underwear to avoid a 3 minute fight with Wendy.
The closest he would come to fighting is learning to wrestle which I think he'd be good at. He's still fat but he'd get a little bit more muscle and be stronger as an adult.
But unless he can keep them into a headlock or a Full Nelson, (or fucking bites them 💀) he's not winning a fight with anybody.
For weapons, I'd imagine he's loaded with guns, booby traps, fucking bombs, he knows he can't fight so he stocks up on weapons just in case.
His favorite one would DEFINITELY be a chainsaw. Idk why but he'd just be into chainsaws.
3/10 at hand to hand, 7/10 with his weapons cuz he likely doesn't have the endurance to chase someone with a fucking chainsaw.
He's more into psychological warfare anyways
Kenny McCormick:
Mysterion, my love 🫶
Again, it's a pretty short entry, ofc he can fight. I'd say he can fight the best out of the five boys.
He's canonically injured multiple people bigger than him, including Randy, Gerald, and an 8th grader about to beat up his sister.
Also yk he literally can't die. I'd like to think his thousands of deaths have given him a very tolerance to pain, to the point where he can hardly feel a punch anymore.
Plus I headcannoned him as a track runner, homie is fast asf.
I think he learned to box from Tweek and his brother Kevin gave him a shotgun, which he learned to use from Stan's uncle Jimbo.
Overall, 9/10 hand to hand, with weapons bros almost unstoppable.
Butters Stotch:
Oh Butters my sweet baby
So in the episode "Butterballs", Butters was able to fight an adult man like twice his size so that counts for some sort of strength. However, adrenaline can affect even the weakest...which Butters is.
I mean lets get straight to it, he got his arm broken and a black eye by Nelly so either she's freakishly strong or he's insanely weak.
I will say though he has been shown to be strong enough to hold a gun but this all happened when he was a kid, I don't see him developing much more strength than when he was like 11.
I can see him getting a little bit stronger when he's a teenager but dude cant bench more than like 40 pounds.
3/10 fighter, maybe a little better if he's angry but overall Butters cant fight, only way he's surviving is with guns.
Anyone lemme know if you guys want me to do a part two with Craig's game or the girls.
Or even the Goths! Some of you think they can't fight and I do not agree with that.
"oh but they freaked out during the dawn of the posers episode" babes they were children being kidnapped be so fr here.
