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stupid teenager on the internet who is probably insane • they • professional shitposter

[atlas-with-a-marimba]

changed my url (again)

one-singular-magnet is now atlas-with-a-marimba

also holy shit why is everything so different on the web version

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just logged in on my computer

and the first fucking thing i see is

A FUCKING PORN POST

WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR

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Why did I make so many typos yesterday or whenever I posted last

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"Do you use your car phone for driving"

- the tape on this online drivers ed course

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Why is a Ronald Reagan lookin guy in my drivers ed vid on road rage

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There's also been so many outdated video that it's funny

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There's also a bunch of 80s businessmen lookin ahhs teaching drivers ed

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Why is a Ronald Reagan lookin guy in my drivers ed vid on road rage

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There's also been so many outdated video that it's funny

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Why is a Ronald Reagan lookin guy in my drivers ed vid on road rage

[mybloodi5purple]

I love Wikipedia

[redstonedust]

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

[l0rdgumby]

PSA the "si" in shared YouTube links stand for Seal Indicator. This means there is a nefarious seal tracking your information and will give YouTube your data in exchange for fish. Please remove the part after "?si=" before you click on it or share the link with others because it is a tracking token!

[atlas-with-a-marimba]

Someone tell the leader of my church's praise band (red) that that emoji does NOT have the connotation he thinks it does

[mr-deep-downer]

the future rules

[atlas-with-a-marimba]

If you do use AI, use it for this.

[killer-offical]

how do you change someone who might be an asshole

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Update: I told him in person at the final jazz band concert of the year, and he just sorta stared at me. I then proceeded to book it while rolling a vibraphone at speeds dangerous for the vibraphone crashing

[weirdo-offical]

highkey wish i never had to go to chruch again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

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Any song can have trans coding if you're insane enough

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For example: "The Wall" by Kansas