Dumb but hot

what

[atlaswaffles]

I keep forgetting; it doesn't matter what I want

[atlaswaffles]

The Bad Thoughts: "Guess who's back!"

Studio Audience: [Cheers and Applause]

Me: "Oh Bad Thoughts, you cheeky silly scamp!"

Studio Audience: [Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[atlaswaffles]

I hate my life but at least I'm handsome

[atlaswaffles]

my roomba is such a chode. Getting caught on a ledge less than a centimeter tall. Can't get any help in this fucking house

#roomba #malewife #so tired

[obieros]

Get him again

[emptytoys]

[atlaswaffles]

fuckin sick

[atlaswaffles]

maybe I should see a doctor

or maybe I can shitpost to the fucking void

[atlaswaffles]

if the statue of liberty was made today the discourse would be unspeakably cringe

[atlaswaffles]

Jesus Christ. I'm fighting the horny like spiderman fighting the symbiote

[atlaswaffles]

I have decided to stop being horny from now on

[spidey-official]

Who is the most annoying person you've faught?

my demons. they know the same jokes i do

[spidey-official]

this went hard btw

[burningfudge]

Iron Man (2026) #6

[atlaswaffles]

always the finger blaster never the finger blasted

[atlaswaffles]

Getting drunk was a mistake. I can hear the bisexual devil on my shoulder whispering to me. And the angel on my other shoulder is alsobisexual, just to be clear

[atlaswaffles]

I'm not gay but sweaty Dagobah Luke Skywalker holy shit

[atlaswaffles]

It just occurred to me that the millennium falcon doesn't have a rear view mirror but Han figured out a way to hang his little dice anyway

[atlaswaffles]

Time to get drunk and watch star wars