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Sirius: I saw the results of your vision test... shitty.

James: can I have a look?

Sirius: I highly doubt it.

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At the wedding of James and Lily, Sirius got into a fight with the rest of the guests over the bride's bouquet. I saw.

Regulus: Sirius, don't come in, I'm washing!!

Sirius: bro, what didn't I see there?

James: me

Sirius: James, don't come in, I'm washing!!

James: bro, what didn't I see there?

Remus: me

Sirius: Is it really that hard for you to answer? what kind of ignore?

Remus:

Remus: sirius, get away from james grave

Sirius: are you okay, moony?

Remus: long answer or short one?

Sirius: short

Remus: no

Sirius: long?

Remus: nooooo

Sirius: you are so beautiful

Remus:

Sirius: but not in a gay way

Remus:

Sirius: but if i was gay-

Remus: Sirius, we are literally married

Lily: now all you have to do is say "you were right and i was wrong, lily"

Peter: you were right and i was wrong, lily

James: you were.. right.. i was.. wrong.. lily..

Sirius: you were fucking right and we are fucking wrong

Remus: i wasn't wrong.

Peter: looks like snape really hates us

Sirius: yes, he's probably homophobic

James: but we are not gay, sirius

Remus: we're not gay?

Remus: why is my homework torn to pieces? looks like it was chewed by a dog.

Sirius:

Remus:

Remus: why does my homework look like it was chewed on by a dog, sirius?

[3am, Gryffindor dorm]

Sirius: *crawls out from behind remus' bed curtain*

Regulus: *peeks out from behind james bed*

Sirius:

Regulus:

Regulus: so you-

Sirius: what the fuck are you doing here

[1977]

Sirius: anyway, i'm gay. and this is my boyfriend

Remus: *waving awkwardly*

Andromeda: you… were friends… well… okay?..

[1997]

Tonks: mom, meet me, this is my… almost husband. he's unemployed, but-

Remus:

Andromeda: *silently pours herself a firewhiskey, without listening to the end*

Sirius: *tiptoes back to potters house late*

James, turning in his chair: where have you been?

Sirius, sweating nervously: I was… I was visiting my brother?..

Regulus, turning in another chair: really?

Sirius:

Sirius: wait, what the fuck are you doing here?

Drunk Sirius: would you sleep with my brother-

The same drunk James: yes, gladly

Sirius: -for a million galleons…

James: I'm ready to give two

Sirius:

Sirius: prongs, fuck-

James: oh-

James: have you noticed Sirius and Remus sleeping in each other's beds a lot?

Peter: yes

James: and constantly secluded, hiding from us?

Peter: oh yes

James: what do you think - what's between them?

Peter: are they planning a surprise party for your birthday?

James: looks like it

James: well, who are you thinking of inviting to ball?

Sirius: your mom mayb...

Sirius: OKAY DON'T HIT ME I JOKED

Remus: biggest fear being the moon

His best friends: moony 💝💖💗💕💗💞

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