I wasn’t supposed to make it this far.

23 | MN

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[lentilsdotcom]

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[freshpickle]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

[architectureofdoom]

[inmynegativespace]

Yoooooooooooooooooo!

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[calvinandhobbes]

she let me hit cause i support my public library

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[lmaonade]

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[aberrantemotion]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[femmenietzsche]

When it comes to founding early civilizations, I can’t recommend fertile river valleys highly enough

[mjalti]

[saywhat-politics]

[pbandjesse]

Why is this written like the pornhub logo?

[nightwing1536]

So white men pay attention

[werenotreallystrangers]

[idonthavevans]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

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[fandomchaosposts]

yes <3