[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[realanimalfacts]

1. A dog is full of joy

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[kiwimidnight]

TINY WRLD (2020)

[cocotine]

[guooey]

[rylandsgrace]

Springfield's Got Talent (2012) // The Grammy Awards (2025)

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[timotaychalamet]

[drachenengel]

[fruitie]

[balltillifall-deactivated202007]

[beeefy]

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

[intriga-hounds]

for sale: one boy full of crimes

[dulect]

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

[matchagirl]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRqf6kgV2F/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=wmqw51ko8pz0

[timecowboy]

Dot

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[bleeply]

i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is