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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Dyke Knights ⚔️
While I’m not a trans-Rumi truther, I like the premise because the idea of Celine accepting her right away so they could seal the Honmoon is too fucking funny.
Kid Rumi: Celine, I thought about it and I think I’m actually a girl.
Celine: Thank the fucking gods, my prayers have been answered.
Kid Rumi: You’re not mad?
Celine: Rumi, I don’t care if your trans, do you wanna get rid of your patterns? Seal the Honmoon? Turn it gold?
Rumi: Well yeah, of course I do!
Celine: Then put your big girl pants on, Rumi. It’s time to form a girl group.
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
“I reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it Mel Medarda and Sevika yuri
That's her spot 🧸
Close ups:
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@clar-a-m
Celine blew out a sigh of relief after opening the box and getting a look at what she’d gotten herself into. From the franticness of Bobby’s call— who had evidently received an equally frantic call from the girls —she had expected Byeoul the teddy bear to be shredded beyond recognition.
But no, she’d know that furry face anywhere as it stared up at her from the box; sans one eye.
“Hello Byeoul,” she murmured as she picked him up to get a better look. Besides the missing eye button and the numerous cuts across his body, he was also short a leg and undoubtedly a bit of stuffing.
“…use things to have good days.”
the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables
lesbians did it first 🙏
i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing
its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form
taste my steel you stupid citrus
[21] Gale ended up bleeding out unfortunately
Gale, watching this, delirious from blood loss: Aah romance... truly timeless...
doing things smarter not harder is for chumps. the real ones do it dumber and more difficult
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"
filling out court documents in a very serious manner this morning
being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass
not sure if yall know this but one of the first trans men to ever get a phalloplasty was a british guy named laurence michael dillon. dillon was a doctor himself (in fact he performed a gender affirming orchiectomy on roberta cowell) who had been taking T and passing as male for years, and he was watching harold gillies, a pioneer of dick surgery for the pandemic of Guys Who Got Their Hogs Rocked By Bombs from wwii, do all these dick reparation surgeries. so he got to wondering hey. if you can reconstruct a dick, can you construct a dick? they got to talking about it and eventually ya boy dillon got the surgery. so shout out to all those british dudes who lost their cock fighting nazis and inadvertently contributed research/techniques to The Transgender Cause ig
There's a reason they were called the Allies...!
my "blood arouses me a normal and not at all perverted amount" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions at the blood donor center that are already answered by the t-shirt