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Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
if i look back, i am lost
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Mike Driver
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@iforgotmyusername "Wild Alexander St. James in his natural habitat." One of the most fun shoots I've had so far! Alana and Pat are such sweethearts, hopefully we'll get to do this again! Thanks dad for letting me skip school for this.
Let's Just Get Weird Tonight, Tumblr.
1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Kissed someone & regretted it
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
♫ Oh, don’t you dare look back. Just keep your eyes on me I said, “You’re holding back, ” She said, “Shut up and dance with me!” This woman is my destiny She said, “Ooh-ooh-hoo, Shut up and dance with me!” ♫
Interview with the Manwhore.
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Perfect happiness? Bullshit, nothing like that exists, you can never be 100% happy because there’s always something that is bothering you, even though you think you have no problems to worry about. But I guess a nice afternoon spent with my family or friends, without the constant bickering is what makes me feel better. Cheesy, I know but it’s true.
2. What is your greatest fear?
I bet some of people will say that I fear commitment or STDs. Well, yeah. But that’s not what is my greatest fear. Disappointing my parents more than I already have is what keeps me awake at night. I try my best to be good now but sometimes it just doesn’t work out.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Sometimes I get too cocky and arrogant. But I can’t help it that I’m more talented and popular than others and I ain’t gonna apologize for that. SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALEXANDER.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
I hate when people who constantly kiss ass to get to you and talk behind your back. It’s really annoying, if you have some problem with me, just tell me, man.
5. Whom do you most admire/ do you think of as a hero?
I think that’d be my parents. They worked so hard to end up on Broadway and they still bust their asses to provide us with everything we need. Even though they work a lot, we know that they’re always there for us whenever we need them.
6. What is your current state of mind?
I’ve just finished all of my homework so I’m pretty chill. Now it’s time for some Oreos and coffee and I will be just in heaven.
7. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
I would say it’s honesty. No one is 100% honest, not even with themselves. And sometimes it’s better to keep the truth to yourself.
8. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
When it comes to an appearance, I don’t think I’d change anything. I even like my butt chin. Personality wise, I guess I could try to be less of an asshole, I mean, I’m pretty nice but sometimes I snap and shit goes down.
9. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I don’t remember, to be honest. I guess it was at some party, during spin the bottle game or seven minutes in heaven. These two are similar games. See, there were no fireworks and tears. It wasn’t as meaningful as much as the teenagers in movies make it out to be. Just a kiss.
10. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes, it was back when we still lived in New York. I was young, maybe I mistook infatuation for love but it definitely was the most powerful I’ve ever felt to another person who’s not related to me. His name was Joey Rogers, he was a bad boy and he was older than me. Unfortunately things went too bad, I got dragged in some serious shit and he just… disappeared. I still have some great memories of that time and I usually try not to scratch the old wounds.
11. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?
I tend to think that the glass is usually half full. Of course, I sometimes feel blue but there’s no person, who’s constantly a ray of sunshine.
12. How do you keep calm/what helps you relax?
When I’m really stressed I go out for a smoke, it’s a terrible habit and the worst thing for my vocal chords but it’s not like I smoke like a dragon. Usually though I prefer just casually play xbox or watch TV, sipping on a drink or eating cookies.
13. What are some songs that always make you feel better?
I always listen to Disney songs, I can safely say that I know all of them by heart. There’s just something magical with them, they’re part of your childhood, I remember sitting with my parents on the couch on a lazy Sunday morning, with pancakes and jam all over the furniture and watching Aladdin or The Lion King.
14. Who was the last person you called? what was the reason for the call?
It was a cute nerd I met in Starbucks. His name is Warren and even though we’re different we really got on like a house on fire. We just talked about movies and as lame as it sounds- school. He promised to help me with Science and I promised to take him out on a date.
15. Why did you Audition for the glee club/what was your audition song?
There’s a Berry and St. James blood running through my veins, why do you think I auditioned for the glee club? At first I was a bit wary about it, since I don’t want to take over the “family business” but I don’t know, it is fun and my parents were so happy when I told them I was going to audition. Like my mum says: Being a part of something special makes you special. I auditioned with “Golden” by Fall Out Boy and I’m pretty sure that Patrick would be proud of my performance.
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“$” for an ACCIDENTAL text
Text: Hey, Colt. If you wanna get it on with her, just be honest about it. What’s the worst that could happen?
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“⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Text: Riveeeeeeeeer, how many ants are needed to lift a lift?
✘
“✘” for a HATEFUL text
Text: I really, really cannot forgive you for spilling your dumb fucking chocolate over my pants. Why did you do this anyway, did you want to touch my junk? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, ANNABELLE.
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“ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Text: It’s really late and I can’t fall asleep. So I’m drinking Kay’s hot chocolate WHICH IS WAY BETTER THAN YOURS HA! But it’s okay, I still love ya xx
@
“@” for a SCARED text.
Text: Arielle, I fucked up, I fucked up so fucking bad, more than ever and I don’t have any fucking idea what to do now. I need to talk to you or else I’m going to go nuts.
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“⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Text: AYEEeeee Lmao! Sawy Sawie, why haven’t we had sex yet?
✿
“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Text: My evening would be better if you were here, in my bed, rather than wherever you are. Sooooo, are you up for making my evening better?
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
Pretty City Asks
London: How do you take your tea?
Paris: Describe your favorite kiss.
Dublin: Do you believe in Soul mates?
Oslo: What keeps you warm?
Amsterdam: What is your ideal night out?
Los Angeles: What would you change about yourself?
Milan: How do you think others describe you?
Prague: What is your favorite season?
New York City: What gets you up in the morning?
Hong Kong: What is your earliest childhood memory?
Tel Aviv: What is your favorite thing about your family?
Las Vegas: Have you ever broken a heart?
Madrid: Describe your aesthetic.
Chicago: What do you ache for?
Toronto: Describe your ideal partner.
Sorrento: What is your weakness?
Cairo: Whats your favorite quote?
Budapest: What tattoo do you want?
Mumbai: What is your favorite scent
Stockholm: What scares you?
♠️
I think there may be a few people who would be good kissers, Maybe Lance or well I’d say Alex but that’d be so weird or well it feels weird to say
“Thank you, and I am not grumpy at all”
“You knew all this time I’ve had my eyes on you, I should try be a bit more discreet well um if I had to pick someone Luke is definitely charming”
“Here, have a cookie, grumpy.”
“All you had to do was tell me, you know I wouldn’t turn you down, my dear! No, don’t go for Luke, he’s a great big back of dicks and he is not worthy of your time.”
Who are the top three hottest guys and girls at school? Not including yourself.
Damn, Anon. Fine, I’ll try.
Girls (in no particular order):
AshSummerAbigail
Guys (in no particular order):
KaiAaronLance
Could you see yourself getting married?
Right now? Hell no. In the future? I don’t know, I don’t even know what I’ll eat for a breakfast tomorrow.
Sebastian
