Quick Science News - all sorts of lovin'
No really a fish made this...Image taken from: www.thisiscolossel.com
The bluer the tits the better the mother. According to the a new study published in Behavioural Ecology, female blue tits (Cyanistes caerulues) with bright (by UV standards) blue crowns care better for their young then duller plumaged birds. They found that although the brighter coloured females laid the same number of eggs as their duller counterparts, they kept more of their offspring alive to fledging and had lower levels of stress hormones. Jesus, these birds looked amazing (who doesn't want a blue crown?) and remained calm and relaxed about the whole parenting things - talk about unobtainable standards you crazy blue tits.
Bright birds make good mothers
Mysterious crop circles (when are crop circles not mysterious?) have been photographed on the ocean floor since the mid 90s with no explanation for their existence till now. Turns out they are not mysterious or crop circles but a big flashing 'let's get it on ladies' sign for the male pufferfish (Torquigener sp.). A perusing female will be treated to the delights of a male pufferfish swimming frantically within the centre circle. If she deems his circle good enough, she'll lay her eggs in the centre. Let take a moment to appreciate that a fish that reaches 12cm in length will spend the time and has the skill to create a circular pattern reaching up to 2m in diameter and then you think, maybe buying me flowers just isn't trying hard enough.
Interestingly male pufferfish abandon their intricate and time consuming love circle once the deed is complete.
http://www.nature.com/srep/2013/130701/srep02106/full/srep02106.html
And to round off our theme of crazy things we do for love/procreation, male Antechinus stuartii - a mouse-sized marsupial found in Australia, South America and Papua New Guinea - literally sex themselves to death. During the mating season, the females are pretty open to all suiters, meaning that mate choice happens once the sperm has been deposited, inside the female (how romantic was that sentence?). This means males don't have to compete with other males for access to females, it ultimately means that their sperm has to compete with other sperm for access to the eggs. Because of this they put an extraordinary amount to time and energy into sperm production and, well, delivery. Copulation can last for up to 12 hours all the while the males are producing copious amounts of testerone and stress hormones, diverting all their energy and reserves into copulating. Because of this, they are far more likely to not be able to fight off an infection and most males don't make it to a second mating season.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn24352-competition-drives-marsupial-males-to-suicidal-sex.html#.Ul6vkBZfTHg











