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smooches mac’s nose gently bc i want someone to break it again
*to the tune of ‘i love rock and roll’* mac loves suckin’ dick
headcanon: one time mac got caught and was being questioned by some Bad Dudes but he was being super uncooperative and his usual asshole self. the guys had already roughed him up plenty but when mac spat blood in one of their faces the dude whipped out his gun and shot mac in the foot. only, it was the left foot so mac didn’t even flinch, never even broke eye contact and the dudes were so horrified that they didn’t bother to notice that the wound wasn’t bleeding and they panicked and bailed immediately and mac couldn’t even feel good about how bad ass he looked bc he was too focused on the fact that now he had to find a way to limp home and fix his busted prosthetic.
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So Spallone and them are off the hook? I kinda imagined it was gonna be the other way around.
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mac likes making his partner come multiple times (sometimes before he even gets himself off) and light praise when he's going to town on them. tell him how good he is, how good he's making you feel. also boss him around. and he likes wall sex idk
` OOOH let your body talk, even when you feel so LOST.
god only knows what aesthetic for @atomscraps !!!
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*to the tune of ‘i love rock and roll’* mac loves suckin’ dick
Fun Christmas idea:
edens-blog:
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Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™
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let me love you // ❥ to compliment someone random.
alright since she asked me to i love @atomscraps so much i’ll write about me smoomy. i would just like to start off by saying that we bonded over not knowing how to speak, watching spartacus and renaming everyone because fuck actual names amirite and somehow we’ve reached this weird level of friendship that i absolutely adore.
now to the complimenting part. her characterization is absolutely lovely and beautiful and i love every single person she writes even mac despite the fact he smells. her writing is amazing 10/10 would honestly recommend and as a person she’s a complete fuck face what the fuck no i’m kidding omg. one of the closest people i know, someone whose friendship i really value because she puts up with my terrible puns and ridiculous rants and buys games to play with me but also makes me wanna buy games to play with her and just?? yes. in a nutshell: smoomy loves me pup so i trust her with my life and despite the fact loves mac n cheese i still like her stupid face.
REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version
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“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
" i'll break his kneecaps. "
“ He’s all yours. ” He’ll even offer his bat, giving the weapon a quick spin with his wrist before offering the handle to Valerie. For a brief moment he considered giving her advice on proper knee-breaking technique --- but he held his tongue because of course she needed no pointers. All he had to do was sit back and enjoy the show.
if you ever sent me an ask like a meme or anything and i didn’t answer i swear it’s not you it’s just me being a shitheel i promise the ask is just sitting in my askbox and i have every intention of answering it within the next......decade sobs lmao i am so slow i’m sorry!!! i deleted a couple memes that were like hc memes or random number prompts but sentence starters are still in there and i will be working through them slowly but surely!!