i ain't always eaten' eggs, but when i do, it's shell on. love em' nice n' crunchy, reminds me of the good ol days.
alright im terrifiedĀ
This was written by some kind of fuckin monitor lizard
I'd rather be in outer space šø

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i ain't always eaten' eggs, but when i do, it's shell on. love em' nice n' crunchy, reminds me of the good ol days.
alright im terrifiedĀ
This was written by some kind of fuckin monitor lizard
why my hand shaky
your skeleton is ready to hatch
this is so fucking ominous thank you
this bird is pulling off the ideal lesbian vibe⦠the hair, the jacket, shes really got it all
why do people say ādonāt be a pussyā when talking about weakness more like ādonāt be a manās egoā because you know there isnāt nothing more fragile than that
uhĀ
because āpussyā is the shortened form of the word āpusillanimousā, which means ātimid, cowardlyā
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.Ā
WHAT
Sensational.
Remarkable.
itās a real word
you: pussy
me, an intellectual: pusillanimous
@deerbait
some things people need to get straight
Donāt buy puppies from pet stores toĀ āsave the puppies from being mistreated!!ā While this is done with the best of intentions, the puppy mill problem isnāt really about the puppies- the actual puppies are usually treated okay, itās the parents that are kept in horrible conditions and forced to breed until they die. While you may be giving a home to one dog if you buy from a pet store, youāre supporting the misery of hundreds of other dogs with your money.
USDA certification isnāt a sign of a reputable breeder. Itās actually the mark of a puppy mill and if you see this, run fast in the opposite direction. CKC registration (Continental Kennel Club, not Canadian) is also a huge red flag.
But having AKC registered puppies doesnāt mean theyāre reputable, either. While most good breeders (in the US) will have AKC registration, AKC isnāt picky about which dogs they register, so plenty of bad breeders do too. Also,Ā āchampion bloodlinesā means nothing unless theyāre at least in the second or third generations of a pedigree.Ā
Stereotyping breeds is notĀ ālike racism for dogsā. Humans werenāt strategically bred for hundreds of years to develop traits to assist them in specific tasks. Dogs were, so retrievers retrieve, greyhounds run, shepherds herd, and terriers fight. Itās notĀ āall in how you raise themā. Genetics. They do stuff. Science. And hey could we maybe not compare the systemic oppression of minorities to people saying chihuahuas are barky? Thanks
Designer breeds i.e. labradoodles, maltipoos, cavachons etc. are notĀ āthe best of both worlds!ā Again, geneticsā¦thatās not how they work. Also realize that most of these dogs (especially since they are common products of puppy mills) donāt come from well-bred parents because reputable breeders generally donāt allow their dogs to be used to breed crosses. Like Iāve seen poodle breeders literally write it in their puppy contracts that they will take back the dog if they find out itās being used to create ādoodlesā.Ā
If you support importing foreign rescue dogs but use the āoverpopulation of shelter dogs in the USā factoid to protest dog breeding youāre a fucking hypocrite.
Donāt tell peopleĀ āyou can find any breed in a shelter!ā Like ??? Yeah lemme just go find Cesky Terrier at my local humane society! I genuinely have no idea why people say this when itās obviously not true?
Puppies arenāt a blank slate, and adult dogs donāt all come with awful baggage. If a puppy is genetically predisposed to aggression, all the early socialization in the world might not help at all. And while any adult dog will be shaped by its past, not all rescue dogs are abused and many are there because of circumstances completely unrelated to them and have had perfectly normal lives. You also have the advantage of already knowing their temperament, energy level, and any behavioral issues.Ā
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today is Nov. 15. the FCC, under chairman Ajit Pai, will not listen to the public despite millions of comments in support of net neutrality. They are going to try their hardest to kill net neutrality, which in turn will kill the internet, which in turn will help eradicate democracy. it wonāt just affect Americans, it has the potential to affect the entire internet, something we ALL use daily. you can bet your ass other countries will see america doing this, and use it as an excuse to do it in their own countries.
this is what buying a plan without net neutrality looks like there:
you have to pay MORE for features youāre already guaranteed to have under net neutrality. and in america, you already know how expensive everything is.
democrats AND republicans both want net neutrality. advocacy groups in touch with congress have said that if your members of congress receive calls from you, they are more encouraged and more likely to take action to stop Paiās plan to gut net neutrality. after Nov. 22, it will be MUCH HARDER to convince your member of congress.
please, call them. call them daily.
https://www.battleforthenet.com/
hey guys, please reblog this version and donāt forget to call!!! if you are nervous about calling, you can use resistbot to send faxes to your reps and the stance app to pre-record your message so you wonāt have to speak to anyone. (available in both google play and app store)
Siberian goshawk in flight. I just canāt get over how stunning these birds are
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME.Ā I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME.Ā I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :ā)
woah the notes letās hope my wish comes true
hoping <3
Ok this actually started to work this morning what the actual fuck
I NEED THE INTERNET
With Net Neutrality on the verge of being axe Iām starting to really worry about my future here. This is important to me an probably any artist who uses the internet to gain a living. We need as many people voting against this as possible.Ā
Ā 1.Go to This LinkĀ (They made it complicated to navigate their site and make it a chore to voice your opinion against them directly, so this takes you straight to the goods. )
2. Hit āexpressā on the right hand sideĀ
3. Fill this out and hit Continue to review screen. Done!
I donāt know how effective this is (Instructions by John Oliver), but itās worth a shot!Ā Reblog this and spread the word!
Cashier the other day: āhave a nice night!ā
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: ā¦ā¦.āYOUP!ā
i am always afraid that this howling green dinosaur with big eyes has a human soul trapped inside it and theyāre forced to watch me get dressed every time after i take a shower
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this guy
One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
#stop calling me out
thinking about men and how toxic masculinity is ruining their lives but iām under no obligation to spend my emotional labor and precious life on earth as a woman to bail them out of their own problems