Get In Line, Thou Big Slut

cj. she/they. WWC starting, this is officially a uswnt blog until further notice

[sapphiccj]

truly believe that if the league had decided on the draft order and just weren’t releasing it yet it would’ve been leaked by now

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[reagantheteenagewitch]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

in honor of dachs protected, here’s my all time favorite image from the the torrent’s inaugural season

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[sapphiccj]

DUCK AND BUCK ARE STAYING LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[laurastaceysclosepersonalfriend]

Okay but like not to beat the point to death but Laura Stacey really is that girl

She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool

[sapphiccj]

what do you mean phase 3 ends in half an hour i don’t even have a team

[snowtamale]

honestly not surprising to me that the two existing teams in high COL areas are hemorrhaging players...

[sapphiccj]

when will the suffering end

[collegefootballplayoffs]

?

[pwhl-mybeloved]

“Hope your new team has a professional stick taper! @/zoeboyd3”

[blue--fc]

You’ll think you’re about to have a normal day and then, bam, Wambinoe mention in the wild

[blue--fc]

“Do you think we still would have made our shared famous 122nd minute goal if we were never together?” is a WILD thing to put out there

[hyperfixationsstation]

wambinoe in the big 2026 😭

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

Girl doesn’t waste a second lmao

[sapphiccj]

taking this long to announce an inside hire is so embarrassing how many people turned us down first 😭