they come back to haunt me once again

atticus | 20↑ | @latbak's reblog sidething

[deathandmysticism]

Death and burial of Cock Robin, 1840

[talos-stims]

source

[slopforhogs]

Illustration from Murzilka by Evgenii Rachev (1906-1997)

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[aberakadaniel]

he’s only one and a half pine cones tall

[medievalsquire]

the castle cook winked at me and gave me an extra roll. i fear i am being drawn into palace politics beyond my understanding

[greelin]

words like “charlatan” and “bastard” are so cool. but it is not good to be either of those things, supposedly

[medievalsquire]

spent an hour lighting candles in the chapel and then a cloaked figure walked in in the middle of service andthey all mysteriously blew out.

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[medievalsquire]

court jester just risked his life to make a joke that got like two polite chuckles honestly i have to respect the grind

[baronetcoins]

historical research can feel like ripping a carcass apart with your teeth. if you're doing it right

[deanwinchesterapologist]

went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

[ganymedian]

Historical figures got me saying things like ‘hm the turn of the 18th-19th century wasn’t that long ago really’ and it keeps outing me as the ghost of a man born in 1779

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[bitextualdisaster]

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

taps sooo politely on the glass of my enclosure. let me out

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet