Your average new Tumblr guy.

σοφὸς σοφὸς σύ, πλὴν ἃ δεῖ σ᾽ εἶναι σοφόν.

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To be fair, Achilles' actual Achilles heel was Patroclus

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Peter Murphy really is David Bowie turned evil

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It wasn't even fun and games to begin with

[housecatincarnate]

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Pianissimissimo

[bondboy8]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

noice

[sweatermuppet]

call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse

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This Neil Gaiman-guy should like write a book, idk

[giottogal]

A collection of ancient ceramic paintings depicting Achilles in a blanket being miserable and pathetic.

That's the post. Sorry that some of these are mircowave quality.

I can't really pick a favorite, I like them all equally. They're just so silly looking.

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Thank the gods that no one has cursed me with the "both sides of the pillow hot"-curse

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[chengoeshonk]

1 minute til hatman

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Fuck consciousness

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if they dont want to do a bacchanal with you, theyre not your real friends.

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When, if I become a parent, my kids' bedtime story will be The Metamorphosis, for they'll have vague memories of some dude turning in a roach when they're an adult and feel alienated by everyday demeanour and conventional thought patterns.

Truly Kafkaesque.

[dandelionsgivelifemeaning]

Be Crime Do Gay

the lack of yellow is actually homophobic

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Do Be

Gay Crime

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WHAT?!

So you're telling me that my actions have consequences??

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All of them?

[ratazom]

Spell of

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Movie actor who is bad at English:

"he has a game in which a player has to spin a pointer and get a certain limb on a colourful dot on a white mat-mind"