reddit refugee

elder millennial yells at *gestures broadly at everything* and occasionally shares memes from he/him/his saved folder because everywhere else on the internet sucks now

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

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💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “My Life as a Cancelled Property”

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[tredlocity]

[janime6]

reblog sleeping Aqua to get a good night’s sleep tonight

[primarchslut]

happy pride

[depsidase]

[bondboy8]

A thousand times this

It's scary to be the person in a small town who pushes back on public opinion

It's risky to be the person in a company who says something when everyone is hurting

Fighting with riots in the streets is what happens when there aren't any better options left

Real fighting is what you do day-to-day to normalize a better present while you hope for a better future. And if it was easy, it wouldn't be a fight

Inaction only affirms that hate and fascism doesn't have social consequences which further emboldens the next wave of it

[vhit-the-git]

happy pride month fellow hunters

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

he must be one of the 12 people who saw TENET

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[kyova]