I'm just chilling

-30s/Ace- terfs go to hell

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Wena Art "Agis"

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[brawltogethernow]

[beardedmrbean]

[orthoscheme]

you look at josehpjh campbells story circle and you think "theres no way thats a universal structure of stories present in every culture" but you read some stories and Yup that thing is stupid & isnt there

[jtmportland]

[fangirltothefullest]

Dragons and dwarves sharing a symbiotic relationship. Dragons needing large tunnels and treasures, and dwarves already enjoying digging for treasures coming to a mutually beneficial arrangement. The dragons keep the dwarves safe and protected from invaders and in return the dwarves help keep their combined hoardes preserved. Imagine dwarves being the only ones able to ride dragons. They know how to polish swords and dragon scales so beautifully they look like treasures themselves. Dragons lending shed scales to give dwarves fireproof armor. Dwarves maintaining dragon egg chambers and bonding with a dragon from hatching, mutually respecting one another from the start. Dragons calling their personal dwarf rider by a gem name in reference to them being part of their treasure as a form of endearment and respect.

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

[pokeballvictimized]

i think this particular gag has gone out of style but it really is always funny when movies make their soundtracks diegetic in situations where it makes absolutely no sense

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[markovchaingang]

repatriating the artifacts in the british museum except i give them to whichever country has historically been the greatest enemy of the country of origin. there's not enough hate in the world

[ashleythetraveler]

Robbing the British Museum and then just giving everything back to the British is crazy

[kookenhakken]

Feel kind of afraid that this is the bus i'm getting on's name

[killer8]

???

[kragehund-est]

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

[cryptotheism]

Sancho: If you were hungry you would be Don Quixote De La Muncha Lol

Don Quixote: Thats not true. Be serious.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i am so impressed with authors who write child-friendly king arthur adaptations. that shit is NOT child friendly

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“mordred proves to be very important member of the court. it does not, however, for our purposes, matter who his parents are. do not ask who his parents are. in a way you could think of him as arthur’s nephew”

[tall]