Scripted Snark

[toastbutteregg]

i dont think my dad knows this too tbh

[toastbutteregg]

[meanplastic]

MOOD

[monsieurrobot]

[ruinedchildhood]

Hercules (1997)

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[pancakeke]

WHO MADE HIM FEEL LIKE THIS?!?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[generalherasyndulla]

This is my summary of Midnight Mass

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[defectcriminal]

“Now”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kaiamar]

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

[markoferko]

hát jó

[ampervadasz]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

Are you fucking seeing this??

[invaderxan]

This dog just demonstrated both object permanence and awareness of the 4th wall

[mleighlikes]

I love the doggies face 😄

[awesome-picz]

Teacher Stumbles Upon Baby Bears ‘Dancing’ In Finland Forest, Thinks He’s Imagining It.

[twitblr]

Keep people name out of your mouth. (x)

[nikashonte2]

^^^^^^ that part

[ershebet]

Once upon a time I read a fan fiction (and I lost it), in which, according to the plot, the Death Eaters found the Dursley's house. But as soon as they saw how Harry lives, they literally took pity: "Damn bitch, you live like this?", they seized his house and began to carouse and have fun. Harry ran around the house and tried to save the property: "NO! This vase is an antique!", but he also had to bring them beer and snacks so that they would not walk around the house once again and accidentally break anything on the way to the kitchen.

reference

[harpyhormones]

sometimes you just gotta put your hand up your shirt and hold ur boob and thats life