Clairevoire Drew Dog Food

31 years old /she/they pronouns/queer/white Hello I'm Cassandra and I am a nerd who enjoys obsessing over fiction and memes.

[pinkplushiestar]

my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip

[snezenie]

[goldenflowery]

UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING GUY! (inspired by this post)

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[super-metroid]

a friend said that this post felt like suselle and i was inspired

[dragongirlbunny]

reporting a trans woman for "NSFW" (completely normal selfie in a tshirt) - 1 button press

reporting a nazi: navigate through several menus, have receipts on hand, write us not one but two short form essays and solve my riddles three or an error message is awaiting for thee

[balleduptissue]

more of the kids who i feel so bad for

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[peachducy]

the 7th fallen human

[artistoons-blog-thing]

Kyubey you can't just say that to a middle schooler

[sermna]

???

[rotcelfer]

I wish you could’ve seen the lake… it’s so pretty

[boringkate]

Evil hentai scientist voice: Now that I've captured you, I'm going to transform you into a dick girl sex servant with my experimental aphrodisiac! Mwahaha!!! Wait. Why do you already have a dick? Have you been captured before? Was it the guy with tentacle arms? He's been stealing test subjects from me ever since we went to hentai science school together. That bastard.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[ajaxthebird]

I'M SEMEN???

[redstonedust]

"i know this show was made for children but i enjoy it too." > awesome and cool. watch whatever you want forever.

"i know it LOOKS like it was made for children but its SECRETLY for us. calling it a kids show is an insult cause kids could never understand these THEMES and EMOTIONS. we're the TRUE fans." > i dont think i trust your opinions. you seem lame as fuck.

[thetangledsheet]

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn