Nevermind

[frogcroaks]

A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

[stimman4000]

i actually dont think dating a vampire would be fun imagine dating someone 200 years older than you like what do you talk about... steam engines

[stimman4000]

imagine introducing your vampire boyfriend to your friends and he goes “boy, that movie was a real lollapalooza!” & then starts listing every anti irish slur he knows

[justintaco]

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[antiandrogen]

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

[so-subordinate]

I love my people.

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

online course students be like “ah yes today I will cheat”

[penis-lover-3000]

[charmander-propaganda]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

[ampervadasz]

[toooldforthissh--stuff]

Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!

[wickernerd]

he ASCENDS

[kaijuno]

This is what it’s like living in Michigan

[the-new-mandalor]

It’s a Monty Python skit.

[flyingwerecats]

Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…

Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!

Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!

Officer: Oh no?

Guy: *Screaming*

Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[a-titty-ninja]

[princesseblade]

how youtube makeup gurus be to me.

[narutwitter]

[feedmerightmeow]

When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.

[antlersout]

True power

[cinegasmic]

yes

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

[hymnsofheresy]

Protestant sanctuaries be like:

“Get rid of the Mary imagery. We can’t let people know that women EXIST”

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

“What could you possibly miss about Catholicism?”

[sandersstudies]

This final one is possibly my favorite addition to this post.

[sleepyysapphicc-blog]