Hear, See, Be Silent.

Sarah 24, Adelaide (she/her)

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[fwizard]

[smuckledeedoo]

I’ve actually bought 2 sets of these and they’re pretty nice

[fwizard]

[punk-de-l-escalier]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

[hewwocopter]

[jordgod-deactivated20200611]

[melissa-benoists]

Coco (2017) dir. Lee Unkrich

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[thisbibliomaniac]

Somebody asked their grandma to pose for this meme

[goblinparty]

and she did a great job!!!

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[turing-tested]

me, reading my own post at 5am:

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[chrisremson]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[imactuallytrying]

I gasped!!!

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

are u kidding me 

[banyanas]

look at my idiot cat try to knead with his front paws AND his back paws

[owlpajamas-deactivated20220420]

he is SO good and talented

[meeshay]

what a good baby

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you put on a shirt you enter one hole and come out of three.

[frouxo]

[gif87a-com]

[ayellowbirds]

wolf gently howling, rain pouring, thunder crashing. This is so dang soothing….

[3gayemus-deactivated20240227]

This is entirely my aesthetic

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works.