mind if i uhhh fixate

Aud, 28, they/them

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[wastrelwoods]

his frog was getting nasty from chewing and I had to put it in the laundry. happy reunion after 90 sad and lonely minutes without #myfrog

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[huanggugugu]

ok

Reference (source unknown):

[catchymemes]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[oneheadtoanother]

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[depsidase]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[nomotakitosha]

Janka as Doorkeay

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought