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Ainsley had the sudden realization that someone had been trying to get her attention. The brunette’s face turned to look at them as she tilted her head in wonder. “Yes?”
“Did you drop this?” Audrey asked for the third time, finally having the brunette’s attention.
“I guess if anybody wants to go to a Lakers game I have an extra ticket.” He held it up without much enthusiasm, Reid sighing before he continued. “Or you can take them both. I don’t really care. I think they’re floor seats or something.”
Audrey gave a blank stare. “You’re not interested in those at all? Don’t you know that people spend, like, hundreds of dollars on those tickets? You could probably sell them for a pretty penny.”
carrie-caldwell:
“You know, I’ve never found the fascination in drinking so much you can’t stand up straight. But it was kind of amusing watching people stumble around on the sidewalk the other night, just outside my window. Sushi and an evening of watching drunk people make fools of themselves. My kind of night.”
“Amusing, maybe. Except one NYE I had to delight of having a drunk person unload their stomach on my shoes. To this day, they are still stained. After that, I do my best to avoid the drunkards. As you can guess, that is incredibly difficult on such a holiday. Yours sounded enjoyable, though.”
griffinscotthart:
“Oh, thank god, right? Show us everything else, just not your stinky toes.” He joked with a soft smile. “I mean, he must have. He was literally going ‘beep boop’ every two seconds.” Laughing, Griffin took his soda and took a sip, slowly trying to regain his own sobriety. “It totally was. I wish you were there to see it, honestly. I think you’d understand why I’m so reminiscent on the whole ordeal if you were.”
Audrey let out a chuckle besides herself; usually she was one to have a stoic expression but a smile sat firmly on her face. “Maybe he was just a horny C3PO?” She laughed, shaking her head more, taking another sip from her soda as if to shield her amusement. “I can’t believe you didn’t get a picture. I don’t feel too bad about missing out on this guy’s dong, though.”
I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic
jaredrhett:
“Why would I confess romantic feelings for someone I just met?” Jared asked, still confused as to why the girl thought he was talking about her, “Well, I’m scared. What if he doesn’t feel the same?”
“Honestly, men say and do a lot of strange things. I try not to question them,” Audrey said with a shake of her head. Most of her conversations with men in the Valley, where she lived, went along the lines of ‘Nice ass!’ and ‘Shut the fuck up!’ Her response to his question was straight forward. “Then you stop having romantic feelings for him and move on. But sitting around and just letting those feelings fester obviously isn’t doing you any good.”
* ✶ — AESTHETICS + AUDREY THOMPSON
❝ She don't see her perfect, she don't understand she's worth it Or that beauty goes deeper than the surface ❞
ellanawong:
“Can’t really blame you. It’s not exactly fun seeing people screaming about how this new year is going to change everything… when in reality it probably won’t change anything.”
“And we all know what’s going to happen: the gyms are going to get super crowded in January and then slowly the populations will start dwindling as people inevitably give up on their resolutions and fall back into bad habits.”
“This is an extremely important question, okay? Listen to me closely. Chocolate or vanilla?” Hennessy looked at the person, her head tilted to the side with a serious expression painted across her features.
“Both are filled with an obscene amount of sugar, so does it matter?”
elijahfml:
“I’m thinkin’ that’s the reason people get so drunk. —It’s not really anyone’s cup of tea, and truthfully, you oughtta drink up to make it a bit more bearable.”
“Well, I’d rather not make the sacrifices to my body that one is forced to make when they drink alcohol.”
“I can’t explain how happy I am that the New Year celebrations are over. Being surrounded by intoxicated people who clearly can’t dance is not my cup of tea.”
jaredrhett:
“N-no! There’s this boy I like and I just.. I’m gay. I’m not hitting on you. I have a crush on a boy.”
“Thank God, I hate turning people down,” Audrey sighed, almost in relief. “Why don’t you just tell him?”
⦂ what clothes do they sleep in?
Audrey usually sleeps in a tank top and shorts with a thousand blankets piled upon her.
