Rat things

but a rat Squire learning the ways of rat knights

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[newsandstuffisee]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[ihateeveyoneandeverything]

OH MY GOD

THERE’S MORE

[audrey-the-rat-squire]

Why do I only ever see the basic pride flag 🥺

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[condemnedouthouse]

[assignedmale]

[depsidase]

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[movisual]

matt reeves make those acrobats fall and my life is yours

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[qcomicsy]

I truly wish they used Wade Uncanny Valley effect more often. The guy doesn't die, he's also a mercenary, which makes him a human hunter who doesn't get tired or slow down in a weird way. Commissioned slash killer. The horror potential is really good. I love when fanfic writers explore Peter spidery instincts but dear god how I wish to see more of Deadpool's horrifying competence.

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

headcanoned too hard and ended up surprised by zero results on AO3