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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

kylieminvogue

"WALL-E" 2008, dir. Andrew Stanton

greengableslover

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh Costume Design by Eiko Ishioka

lightningbuster

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

lakesbian

mysteriouslyseeing

ask-thevictim

these are the og images

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

missjoolee

Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

andmaybegayer

carolsturka

how it feels to talk about anything at all

siren-crown

Season 3 episode 3, "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose", gotta be top 10 X-Files episode of all time. It's got everything. Fox Mulder being both a skeptic and a deep believer with his "No Scully 🙄 this guy isn't physic but ☝️ this guy 👈 is". Scully being the skeptic she is (Also a bit of a believer, when no one is looking of course) and being deeply kind, holding the hand of a dying man with so much compassion. And possibly immortal? An insurance salesman who can see how people will die but is still bad at his job. He can see all possibilities and still can't win the lottery 😕 "There are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than autoerotic asphyxiation" "Why you telling me that?" And then he dies to self aphyxiation.

Queequeg,

Who's eaten human flesh

seven-winged-liar

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

perpetuallylocked

games in order: last train to blue moon canyon (2005)

eddie-redcliffe

And so it was that I married him.

rustyrosary

"all creation is inherently evil"

noooo my sibling in Christ you got that from‼️gnosticism‼️‼️ that's a heresy ‼️

ddesole

Lando Calrissian and Luke Skywalker

in STAR WARS: The Original Trilogy

nosimpincurly

atomic-chronoscaph

Costume continuity Polaroids - Batman (1989)

missfisherandjack-deactivated20

2x05 Murder A La Mode

detectivehole

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

detectivehole

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

qqueenofhades

Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.

He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.

Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.

In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.

So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.

flavinbagel

In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.

Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now: