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It has begun

after shampoo day im the hottest girl in the world for two days and then i am a rat person again until the next shampoo day

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@audreysparkle

audreysparkle

😭 accurate. Am currently a rat person.... I've been a rat person for waaaaay too long

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Dolly knows...

my-dark-happy-place

I love him.

aslowboattochina

Hozier with pride flags, thats the whole post

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bodypositivestatues

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

curxio

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

talkmagically

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

labelleizzy

Every. Last. Fucking. One. Of These.

jeanie205

All sadly true!

This reminds me of one of the first times my husband went clothes shopping with me. I gathered up my usual armful to take into the dressing room and he eyed me with astonishment and said, “Are you going to buy all that?” Now he wasn’t complaining, mind you, he was just surpised.

I gave him the hairy eyeball and said, “I’ll be lucky if even one of these fits right and looks good. I can’t just pick a shirt or a pair of jeans off a rack and buy them because I know they’ll fit. Like you can.”

I still remember the quiet “Oh,” that came out of his mouth.

LOL. That was awhile ago. He’s learned since.

the-floral-skeleton

Make sweaters and jackets that actually insulate and keep us warm

Give us real flannel, not cotton knock-offs

If you’re going to sew the pocket closed, don’t even bother putting it on

swiglit

I would like to reiterate: GIVE 👏🏿WOMEN 👏🏿FUCTIONAL👏🏿 POCKETS👏🏿. Give us ALL THE POCKETS.

ceraunos

Also:

- make clothes that last for longer than a single season before they wear out

- make clothes without using sweatshops, child labour, underpaying and mistreating workers at ANY stage of clothing cycle

- make clothes using ecologically produced fabrics, and reduce the environmental impact of the clothing industry across the board

- make quality clothing accessible and affordable for all

- end the fast fashion industry

- give ! us ! a ! universal ! sizing ! system !! and ! pockets !!!

mcwollybob

Make clothes for fat people

here-to-shine

“The sun rises for everyone

No matter the reason, no matter the day.”

tamper

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gabytaangeles

Beautiful …

showerthoughtsofficial

One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite supermarket

audreysparkle

Tesco 🤷🏻‍♀️

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nineprotons

Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who sees her as a joke is in fact the joke themselves and I’m quite happy to laugh at them.

injuries-in-dust

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

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villainous-queer-deactivated202

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.