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Mage of Heart!!1!1! (=`ω´=)/ dark\proshippers dni :/

[auenknowing]

Evil auen art post

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[auenknowing]

I WILL COMMISSION YOU TEN BILLION LEGUMES TO DRAW AN IMAGE OF KURLOZ AND LATULA BEATING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF THAT FILTHY, ABHORRENT, ROTTEN PEST OF A SEADWELLER, CRUBITCH AMBIVILANCE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!!!!

Gimme like, 37 minutes bro

[auenknowing]

[auenknowing]

I WILL COMMISSION YOU TEN BILLION LEGUMES TO DRAW AN IMAGE OF KURLOZ AND LATULA BEATING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF THAT FILTHY, ABHORRENT, ROTTEN PEST OF A SEADWELLER, CRUBITCH AMBIVILANCE OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!!!!

Gimme like, 37 minutes bro

[auenknowing]

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(all of these are from my group chat)

[zeithsreignoflain]

im sorry CAPTAIN CANKLES???

[auenknowing]

He's my favorite league of legs member

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(all of these are from my group chat)

[dirksawesomesprites]

wurm

[auenknowing]

Worm jumpscare in my notifications was very unpleasant

[auenknowing]

Me n @propheticclown in our Eridan and Roxy cosplays :3

(I gave up on the horns, don't ask)

[dirksawesomesprites]

bro strider but hes not FUCKING around and is in the normal neutral guardian pose instead of the fight stance

[auenknowing]

He looks like he's been gaming for at least 12 hours, please save him.

[teshim-moved]

reblog if you are not hemophobic!!

THIS should be on everyone’s blog!

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[calware]

[propheticclown]

So I've been making my partner read Homestuck and they're on Act 6 right now, but I wanted to talk about the biggest unexpected moments of when they were reading Act 5 Act 1. As my partner was getting introduced to the trolls, they instantly had a positive reaction to Eridan, which was a bit shocking to me because I was expecting her to dislike him off the bat, since he was kind of judging based on appearances and Eridan has a meanish looking face. When troll romance was explained and they brought up Feferi and Eridan as moirails, he was like "aww they're in love!" on top of this, they thought that they both had flushed feelings with one another because of this dialogue.

But the BIGGEST surprise came when Feferi and Eridan broke up. Keep in mind that I was thinking that she'd dislike Eridan from his first appearance and chat with Kanaya. I was expecting THIS to be the breaking point for them. But somehow, despite his outrageously unjustified crash out,

they still liked him for some reason! They even took his side and pitied Eridan. Like full-on went "Aww, poor baby." I COULD NOT wrap my head around why he even liked Eridan in the first place. So after this moment, I feel like my brain just broke. I asked her why they liked Eridan so much and they said, with absolutely no hesitance in their words, "He reminds me of you." The shock of their sentence still wreaks havoc on me to this day. I still do not understand it. Firstly, why do I remind her of Eridan? And secondly, why does she even like me at this point if THIS is who I remind them of? I still question my quality as a partner if I remind the love of my life of The Prince of Hope. @auenknowing why

[wolygan]

What do you even say to that one? Do they still feel the same post murderstuck?

[auenknowing]

Maybe a little less so post murderstuck, but I still love him.

[propheticclown]

So I've been making my partner read Homestuck and they're on Act 6 right now, but I wanted to talk about the biggest unexpected moments of when they were reading Act 5 Act 1. As my partner was getting introduced to the trolls, they instantly had a positive reaction to Eridan, which was a bit shocking to me because I was expecting her to dislike him off the bat, since he was kind of judging based on appearances and Eridan has a meanish looking face. When troll romance was explained and they brought up Feferi and Eridan as moirails, he was like "aww they're in love!" on top of this, they thought that they both had flushed feelings with one another because of this dialogue.

But the BIGGEST surprise came when Feferi and Eridan broke up. Keep in mind that I was thinking that she'd dislike Eridan from his first appearance and chat with Kanaya. I was expecting THIS to be the breaking point for them. But somehow, despite his outrageously unjustified crash out,

they still liked him for some reason! They even took his side and pitied Eridan. Like full-on went "Aww, poor baby." I COULD NOT wrap my head around why he even liked Eridan in the first place. So after this moment, I feel like my brain just broke. I asked her why they liked Eridan so much and they said, with absolutely no hesitance in their words, "He reminds me of you." The shock of their sentence still wreaks havoc on me to this day. I still do not understand it. Firstly, why do I remind her of Eridan? And secondly, why does she even like me at this point if THIS is who I remind them of? I still question my quality as a partner if I remind the love of my life of The Prince of Hope. @auenknowing why

[auenknowing]

Propaganda from the wwoke

[propheticclown]

Conversations with my partners always have an inevitable point in them where I get compared to a fictional character they like. It'll be a nice conversation, I'll be yapping my head off about a thing and then they'll go "You know what that reminds me of?" and I know that I'm about to be compared to one of three characters.

Nagito Komaeda

The second I start talking about my ideologies, it's like my partner sees me doing his fuckass sprites. 2. Edgar Allen Poe (BSD)

Probably the best character I can be compared to on the list. He's a tad odd but I take it as slight reassurance because he's their favorite BSD character. But then there's the worst one. 3. Eridan Ampora

This will happen at the most inconvenient of times. It is never a pleasant day when I'm compared to my least favorite Homestuck character. Whenever my partner compares me to him, I feel as though a sin has been personally committed against me and God for that matter. It is an outrageous claim to make and my soul withers away every time it happens. The sky darkens and dread consumes my inner being the second the vile name is wrought from my partners angelic lips. A voice so beautiful shouldn't even utter the demonic name. The egregious offense that is made through this comparison is astronomical, practically tantamount to the fall of man in the Garden of Eden. I don't know what sins I have committed to make my darling derive, what I can only assume to be a twisted form of satisfaction from comparing me to the unholy being, but I fear that there will be no forgiveness or cleansing of my soul and this ceaseless torment will continue to plague the very fibers of my being until all my manners of existence are erased from every conceivable corner of the universe and perhaps even beyond that. Although I fear I have no one to blame but myself, for being so vile myself. A despicable monster that was somehow graced by my love's presence. I am no better than those they compare me to, even worse perhaps. I exist as the embodiment of shame and wish that I could pass from my own self-loathing, but nay. I remain. I remain as a reminder to myself that misery is naught but a close acquaintance to my personage. My worth is derived through how I may entertain others. I am but a clown of tragedy.

[auenknowing]

Bit dramatic babe

[propheticclown]

I LOVE HOW FLAWED THE ALPHA KIDS ARE!!! So many people hate a specific Alpha Kid or something but their character flaws are genuinely so realistic because they're all 16-year-olds! Jane is just a wonderfully written female character that doesn't fall into the trope of "My only negative emotion is sad because women are sad". She's allowed to be angry, but that same anger can cause her to lash out at her friends in a realistic way, for example, Roxy. On top of this, she arrogantly believes that she's in the right all the time and constantly corrects other people, which allows The Condense to take control of her because Jane foolishly believes that Roxy's "Batterwitch" stuff is nonesense.

Jake is constantly trying to impress his friends by exaggerating his "adventures" and masculinity to try and seem more interesting. But due to this compulsive need to seem impressive, along with his utter social isolation, he can come off as self-centered and genuinely doesn't understand other people's struggles and fails to communicate his boundaries with Dirk properly.

Dirk is obsessive and possessive of all his friends, especially Jake, but because they don't perfectly fit the vision he has in his head for them, he tries to push them to become better in ruthless and harsh ways, for example, sending a whole robot to Jake to fight, only for that robot to not actually be catered to Jake's fighting capabilities, either being too soft or way too hard, because he cares more about what Jake can become, than accepting him for who he already is, which would literally solve 99% of Jake's problems anyway.

Roxy is a unique case. She's one of the few characters who genuinely acknowledges her problems and takes steps to better them, but of course, she still has her problems. She wants to be loved and validated due to her isolation and can make seriously crass remarks when it's not appropriate (like when she was considering getting with Jake right after Jane's breakdown). She's needy, affection-starved, and desperate for validation. She still has flaws outside of her alcoholism and that's genuinely amazing. Most writers would make it so that Roxy's drinking would be her only problem but it isn't. Roxy is absolutely my favorite Alpha Kid because of this!