Brainrot Blog

Prince of...something ig (Still in between Rage and Hope) pfp by @auenknowing

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Transfem person living in an apartment in florida, call that shit FL Studios

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Everett DOES bite and Lucia knows this full well.

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hii what r ur pronouns!!

They/Them! This is actually the first time I’ve ever been asked this, so I commend you for being the first!

GUARDS! Bring out the medal of honor!

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Slop, slop, slop, slop, SLOP! I am SO TIRED of seeing slop on my dash! I want in-depth analysis on ships! I want beautiful tapestries of art upon my desk, along with pictures of Spider-Man! I want to see people TELL me why they ship a ship and how those two characters interact! I hate how people just characterize people based on their relationships instead of seeing two individual characters and showing me how those two characters personalities clash! Also, mischaracterizing people with certain ships drives me CRAZYYYY! ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SHIP WOULD WORK SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU JUST USED THOSE CHARACTERS CANON PERSONALITIES YOU BRAINDEAD HALF-OFF WALKING PILE OF MISINFORMATION!!! WHAT THE HONK?!

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Evil auen art post

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ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!!

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Seeing as you did two posts classpecting Deltarune characters, may I humbly request you do the same with Undertale characters next?

Coming soon, perchance.

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So, interesting thing I learned today. If you have poor vision, let’s just say -4 for example, and you can’t wear your glasses for your entire 8 hour shift because your job said that you could dress up a bit for Halloween and you thought it would be smart to go as Kurloz Makara, but the face paint won’t dry at all, then you’ll find that it is exceedingly difficult to work for 8 hours.

Completely unrelated, I am officially at the halfway point of my 8 hour shift today and just started my break. Happy Halloween :o)

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The slow introduction to the Beta Kids is always so funny to me because you start with John and it's like "Oh, here's this kid who lives in a nice suburban neighborhood who is very passionate about bad movies and is a bit smothered by his dad but loves him either way." And it's cool. It works. Then you shift to Rose. "Here's a girl who has the opposite problem to John, her mother is neglectful of her and has a very bad drinking problem, but at least they both like wizards." And you're like aww that's a shame, I hope the next guy has a better situation than Rose. "Hey, BITCHES! This is DAVE STRIDER *epic guitar solo* He get's repeatedly beaten by his father, who he's forced to call Bro as to not develop a legitimate attachment to him!!! He also has to hunt for food in his own home while trying to cope with the rampant SEXUAL CONTENT that his 'Bro' constantly exposes him too!!!" and at that point you're like well holy shit, surely this can't get much worse. "This is Jade Harley. She lives by herself on a remote island with the taxidermized corpse of her grandfather and a dog with the powers of God. She is the happiest, most silly little gal in the entire webcomic! WAHOO!" Anyway, all this to say that this is a Bro hate blog. I can't stand that mf. The only ship that should exist with him is Bro x Cronus. They DESERVE each other.

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So the Beforan Ancestors came out...

Now. While I could rant about how some of their stories kinda suck and that it's very clear that Hussie still favors certain trolls over others by putting more effort and details into their design/story than others, I'm not gonna do that...yet. Instead, I'm just gonna rank their designs as someone who genuinely has zero knowledge in how to design things. 12. Equius - E%emplar Danklook

This is genuinely the worst of the worst designs. "Augh he's so hot he so fine" WHERE ARE HIS MUSCLES???? WHY ARE HIS HORNS NOT BIGGER LIKE THE REST OF THEM???? I DON'T WANT TWINKQUIUS!!! I WANT MY MAJESTIC STALLION! I WANT A BUFF HORSE DUDE AND I KNOW HUSSIE CAN DRAW THAT BECAUSE HE DREW DARKLEER AND LOOK AT HIM

OVERALL NEGATIVE INFINITY/10!!!! 11. Tavros - The Treeaboo

Ignoring that they literally gave NO insight on their actual personality, this design really just doesn't scratch that itch for me. It's supposed to be somewhat Robin Hood but it's really giving Reddit Hipster, which is a shame because I REALLY love Tavros. Also the fedora is just awful. No one who isn't ripped straight from the 50's looks good in a fedora. 10. Karkat - The Imposter

This is where we move into me not really disliking the designs and moreso them just being meh in comparison to others. I wear sweater vests a lot. I am not judging my fella for wearing such attire, nor the goggles which make sense because he works in a mine. If I'm being honest, it's really just the hair. It looks greasy and gives me an awful feeling just looking at it. Give him a shower, give him shampoo and conditioner, and please give him a proper trial. 9. Aradia - The Rankmaid

I enjoy the design. I just fear that the giving the "How to draw manga" book to any Megido is a foul stereotype. The Leijons are right there and their modus literally involves drawing. The only reason Aradia has it is because she's Asian coded, which again I must say, is so so so foul. 8. Sollux - The Helpsman

I make jokes about how I don't like Sollux, but in reality, he's one of my favorite trolls. I actually REALLY like this design and the story of him being a volunteer as opposed to The Helmsman is really cute. I just wish they gave him a unique pose. Everyone else got one but he literally just got the Helmsman's one panel. It's a bit disappointing.

7. Vriska - Lamplady Swansong

There's really nothing for me to note about this design. I'm just very neutral on it. It's alright. The blindfold is cool but that's about it from me. This might be controversial because I know a lot of people immediately thirsted over this design but I just don't see it :/ Also mean girl to nurse pipeline remains true to this day. 6. Terezi - Songbird Sootnose

So when we're talking about stories that make no sense, this is the one I will be expanding upon the most. It makes sense for Sollux and Karkat to be working in mines because they're lowbloods and having the lower castes be the equivalent of a blue collar worker is a neat thing. But Terezi is a Teal blood. Nepeta isn't in those mines and neither is Kanaya. Why is she here??? Hell, Neophyte Redglare is a lawyer in Alternia, doesn't it make more sense for Terezi to be a similar role? Design wise however? I'm not gonna lie. It's attractive. If there is anything I'm a sucker for it's people in tank tops/comfy clothes like sweaters or alternatively, people in fancy and elaborate outfits. Very nice. 5. Gamzee - The Bland Highblood

This will probably surprise some of you considering my pfp is of Kurloz and I have always expressed a love for clowning/miming. Let me make this abundantly clear. My pfp is only Kurloz because my partner's is Meulin. I HATE Kurloz. This design is really cool though and I DO love Gamzee, so I put it here. I just like the remaining 4 more. 4. Kanaya - The Gardener

Oh my goodness, I adore this one. Very sleek and cozy looking and wide brim hats with a veil are so lovely to me. Also the buttons of her gloves being lavender and her wearing roses on her hat are so AUGH! Rosemary is one of my fav ships and any nod to it is adorable. 3. Feferi - Shepherd Constern

Now the amount of flack I have seen this design get genuinely upsets me. "Oh, the shoulders are too big and the colors are weird and 8lah 8lah 6lah 6lah" GOD FORBID A WOMAN WANT TO WEAR A FANCY DRESS!!! GOD FORBID A WOMAN WANT TO ENGAGE IN A TRADITIONALLY FEMININE THING!!! SHE IS GORGEOUS!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!! SHE IS ELEGANT AND REFINED LIKE A DELIGHTFUL FLOWER YOU WALKING AMEOBA!!! I ADORE WHEN A WOMAN HOLDS WHIMSY IN HER HEART THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! 2. Eridan - Zoologer Coolscar

Redeemed Eridan for me just a bit. Only this version though. They're described as the best character so obviously I like that. My only gripe is that despite being named "Coolscar", they do not have any genuine scars on them. Also enby Eridan is based. Only beaten by... 1. Nepeta - The Muckrake

I! LOVE! OLIVEBLOODS!!!!!!!!! THE TAIL IS SO CUTE!!! THE GLOVES!!! THE PEN HAVING AN INDIGO THINGAMAJIG!!! HER HAIR!!! THE OUTFIT IS STUNNING AND GORGEOUS!!! DID I MENTION THE TAIL?!?!?! AUUUGH!!!! ALSO SHE'S A REPORTER??? WONDERFUL WRITING TOO??? YES PLEASE!!! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! Olivebloods are peak and lovely.

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happy one-year anniversary to s33k the highb100d on mspfa.

i don't have anything special to share for it right now, sorry. still don't got a new computer. i figured i should acknowledge its' birthday, though.

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Small correction, I believe you meant to say “Happy one-year anniversary to the most goated and iconic mspfa ever”.

It’s a really easy mistake to make but those two things are basically synonymous. (Jokes aside happy one-year anniversary 🎊🎉🎂)

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humanstuck school dance...

ezequiel and naipunya left to sit in the hallway because it was too loud. he's got milk in that water bottle.

originally i just drew those two, but i figured, why not draw everyone else?

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I feel mildly called out by Terezi's outfit. I have worn almost the exact same thing in the past.

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CLASSPECTING DELTARUNE CHARACTERS PART 2!!!!!!

WARNING: OBVIOUS SPOILERS FOR DELTARUNE AHEAD!!! Note: This is covering antagonists and bosses. If you wanna see the first post covering the main trio + Noelle and Berdly, here's the link for that post

King: So, King is a very easy character to classpect. He feels abandoned by lightners and wishes to cause the Roaring out of hatred for his lack of relevance, covering the world in darkness as revenge. This is literally the easiest Prince of Light ever. Destroying the LIGHT due to their LACK of relevance??? BROTHER! Easy money. Rouxls Kaard: Rouxls as a character is that of playing second fiddle. He wants power but not deal with the responsibility and spotlight. His desire to be second in command and attempting to garner it in any way he can is very fascinating. That combined with the fact that he actively removes information from certain puzzles and claiming "I maketh my own rules", makes me believe that he's actually a VOID player. For class, since he actively changes the rules and how the game is played, I would classpect him as a WITCH OF VOID. It is in debate whether Witch is a female only class, but this is what makes the most sense atm. Jevil: Jevil is a very interesting and difficult character to analyze and I pray we get more content of them in Chapter 5. They are someone maddened by the idea of Freedom, describing themselves as "trapped in their body" but free. As soon as they discovered that their reality was an illusion and that they can do anything, they literally just started hurting everyone close to them since it "doesn't matter". If I'm being totally honest, destroying your bonds and relationships for "freedom" makes me think Jevil could be a PRINCE OF BLOOD. But this is most certainly the character I'm the most unsure of. Queen: Queen's motivations are pretty easy to understand. She wants to create a utopian world of happiness where all lightners (mainly Noelle), can be happy and since she's a computer and believes herself to be more intelligent than others, she automatically knows what they want and refuses to listen to reason. Her motivation is actually pretty selfless, the problem is that she's too intellectually egotistical to comprehend that she could be wrong. So very obviously, they are another LIGHT player. And honestly, I think she might be a SEER OF LIGHT. She just has those Rose vibes and on top of that her whole thing is that she just kinda needs to get over herself, which is something all Seers struggle with.

Spamton G Spamton: This one is actually really, really easy. Spamton’s whole backstory is that he made a connection that gave him his supposed freedom that in the end, screwed him over and left him without said freedom and in the end he remains just a puppet on a string. He is a BARD OF BREATH. Clear and easy.

Mr. (Ant) Tenna: Girls, Bros, and Non-Binary fellows! We have some exciting news for you! Our first HEART player!!! HEART is all about figuring out the internal, understanding yourself, and attempting to help/guide the people around you with those feelings. All HEART players main motivation revolves around receiving some kind of external validation and being understood. Tenna’s whole arc is about how he misses the old days when he was watched and adored and not being able to handle change. Now that brings the question of what class he is. It’s easy peasy lemon squeezy folks! He’s a THIEF OF HEART! Tenna craves attention, he needs all eyes on him, it gives him the fuel to go on, he desires to be felt, understood, and loved, and the only way he knows how to do that is by LITERALLY kidnapping multiple people. Also he does struggle with romance like all HEART players do (cough cough Spamtenna cough cough).

Ramb: Now I know you guys love your little British guy, so don’t worry, he’s not a VOID player because of that stupid Pippins saying that “No one will remember him”. No no no, he’s a BREATH player, just not in the way you expect. He’s a MAGE OF BREATH! All mages lack their aspect or rather only “half have it” but unlike seers who have hubris and guide themselves to their future, forcing other people to play along, Mages guide others to a treasure they cannot possess. Mages cannot have their aspect and must give it to others and show them how to obtain/avoid it. Ramb’s whole thing is showing Kris what it means to be free, despite Ramb himself being trapped under Tenna’s contract.

Gerson: Now, Gerson is actually a Mage as well, being a mentor and guide character to Undyne in UNDERTALE and Alphys/Susie in deltarune. However, if you remember my very first post on this subject, it should be kind of obvious what class Gerson is. If you picked MAGE OF HOPE then you would be absolutely correct! Gerson leads others to have dreams and ambitions, to have hope in the future and be able to push forward with their stories, they encourage people to even write their own stories, that nothing is written in stone and that anything is possible, while also fundamentally understanding that he can’t write his own story anymore. Gerson is without a doubt the best example for a MAGE OF HOPE ever.

I hope you all enjoyed reading this one! Please let me know if you want me to classpect any other characters in other media or just analyze in general! I really enjoy this stuff! Toodles!

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Inside you there are two wolves. One is a wacky guy. The other is the comedic foil. And Ryu from Street Fighter is there sometimes. We don’t talk about that.

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If you’re gonna do the main character’s classpects of Deltarune, you could at least do some of the antagonists!! >:V

Hahaha, but seriously! Your Deltarune classpects were so cool & insightful! You should do more!!

Ask and you shall receive! I'll have it out by Tuesday! It'll cover King, Roulxs, Jevil, Queen, Spamton, Tenna, Ramb, and Gerson. The Knight will not be included for...obvious reasons. That being we don't know jack about their personality.

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what are your opinions on princes of space? :)

This is actually a classpect that is equally fascinating and really simple. Space as an aspect that revolves around creation. It makes the new universe, it makes THINGS in general and determines their size, velocity, color, shape. It is quite literally the creative mode of aspects. A Prince of Space would ghost the aspect of Space and mimic Time. Since Princes mimic their opposite aspect in a negative way, a Prince of Space would mimic Time and Destroy Space with the mindset of "Well, everything that is created is doomed to wither to time anyway, so let's just speed up the process." They would view creation and destruction as an unending cycle doomed to fall into disrepair no matter what. They would embody destruction as an ideology. A Prince of Space would overcome their aspect and become healthy by recognizing the beauty of nothing lasting forever and be able to appreciate the finality in everything. So essentially. Princes of Space are all Burning Spice Cookie. Thank you for your time.

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So, I posted a ramble on tiktok and someone said I sound like Jax so I voiced over some of his argument with Pomni in Ep6. I still used Lizzie Freeman’s lines for this It’s nothing perfect but I hope you guys enjoy!

Please support the actual show and Gooseworx!!!

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I'm aware I talk about Kurloz and Meulin's relationship a lot when analyzing them because their feelings about one another ARE their primary motivations as characters but I feel like I should also talk about the fact that both Kurloz and Meulin are incredibly toxic for one reason or another. Meulin is someone who has no sense of boundaries regarding real people and continually smothers them in affection to the point of it being suffocating because Meulin feels like if she's not right in everyone's face about her feelings and how happy she is all the time, then she's an unlovable loser who nobody likes. She literally excuses Meenah for trying to murder her MULTIPLE times just because "Oh, well I don't want anyone to hate me". (Sound like anyone you know TADC fandom?). On top of that she projects her insecurities about being loved onto Horuss by making him smile and be happy all the time because in her mind, if she's not there giving 110%, then she's failing at life. That's not to say that Horuss doesn't have his own set of problems (such as not even seeing Meulin as a person until he saw Equius and Nepeta's moirallegiance) but this post isn't about him so BLEH!

Kurloz. Jesus Christ. Where do I start? So, his whole life, he has known absolutely nothing but devotion. He does not know how to properly love someone because of he doesn't love someone like a normal relationship. He treats them like they're a god in their own right. He treats them like they are his whole world, emotionally, physically, mentally, and ESPECIALLY spiritually. That is quite literally the reason that Kurloz is mind controlling Meulin. He is too emotionally immature and inexperienced in relationships to properly understand what it means to let someone he loves go. He is obsessed. That is also why the "Kurloz SA'd Meulin" theory is SOOOO SHIT! Because if Kurloz sewed his mouth shut and cut off his own tongue because he hurt his matesprit, do you think he'd even THINK of touching her that way? He has stated, in comic, that just THINKING a heresy is enough for him to start mutilating himself. If he even thought of doing it, he'd probably cut his hands off. It's a shit theory that completely disregards character motivation for Kurloz along with his actual personality just to say "Ooh, edgy thing happened! So evil!" Also the evidence they use for it makes no sense from a thematic or writing perspective.

Either way, Kurloz is obsessive to the point of self-mutilation for his love and Meulin is so love hungry to the point of repressing her negative feelings so no one will hate her. They are both incredibly toxic and I feel like that should be talked about more. Lemme know if you wanna see me make more posts about Alpha Troll flaws lol