après moi le deluge

Gus, 24, dinosaurs and long periods of time without sex.

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dante-ash:

News flash: wearing camouflage doesn’t mean we can’t see you

Someone’s got a stick up their ass about something.

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rionbananahammock:

You need to go in and be all gangster OG Gus. ‘No you don’t go moving up on my DINOsaurs.’

If you haven’t noticed, I’m not the most gangster-esque fella, Rion.

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rionbananahammock:

You don’t know?

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clarkefk:

“Dinosaurs? Interesting. — I mean, normally I’d have a reaction but I’ll just say nothing regarding the matter. Sounds good?”

“Not many people have a lot to say about  dinosaurs, hence my issues at work.”

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“These guys at work have been messing with me ever since they found out that I have dinosaurs on  my checks and apparently I lack intimidation.”