Eyebrows

 

[mariannepowell-deactivated20180]

So I’m sitting here with a friend in a pub and there are people screaming over a stupid football match, like it’s not even the good football. All I wanted was a burger and I’m disturbed by men screaming at the telly and I know for damn sure those people inside it can’t bloody hear you. I’ve had three beers and and those men are still not looking any less stupid.

I do know, I have been in a staring contest with one guy and I’m starting to wonder if I have something on my face.

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My advice... Always Tequila. Just double hand it with shots. 

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rylnjonas:

Then don’t be shocked if you find me crashing at your place and taking residence on your couch until I can convince you into making me food. Oh I didn’t plan on unpacking to be honest, I’m too lazy although I’ve been sitting in my home doing nothing but playing music. I don’t mean to break hearts, I can’t help it. I try to be nice I do but I can’t control the heartbreakingness. I do need it, I need it so bad Cara please just give it to me.

I see.. so you want to spend time with me do you Jonas. I will have to warn you that I have this shirtless rule in my house. So you will have to de-clothe. But I can promise I am a brilliant cook, though everything has bacon in it. It’s the smoulder, that’s what breaks the hearts, you’re like the real life Flynn Rider and I’m going to make you work a little harder for my fanness. 

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milraycyrus:

Oh I know, I get into trouble all by myself just fine. I’m glad I have you around! Okay that could be why I haven’t heard about this – it is lacking promotion. Can I have it autographed please?

I will autograph it for you and detail the trouble I plan on getting you in next time I see you! 

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chrhemsworth:

Oh good you’ll know what I mean when I say rubbish then. Most of the time I have my kids with me – don’t want them to think that swearing is okay.

In the UK rubbish is also like.. garbage of trash. Is that the same in down under? Yeah, that’s probably not the best thing to impart on your kids.  Is there a lot of sugar and mother fudger. 

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rylnjonas:

I’m taking residence in Centre-VIlle, it’s nice here and I’m really liking it. Though I don’t think I’ll be getting around to unpacking any time soon. Oh don’t remind me I remember how many letters i got after it all ended and how sad people were. There were so many tear stained letters from teenage fans. It was awful. Well that hurts the ego a little, but fine be a fan of my brother’s all you want, I don’t need your fan love.

Thats where I am. It seem really nice from what I’ve seen, but I haven’t seen too much of it yet if I’m honest. Don’t unpack, there’s so many more interesting things you could be doing with your time. I don’t blame them, you’re a heartbreak Nicholas. You’re a terrible person. You might not need my fan love, but you want it though... don’t you...

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rylhiddleston:

How bloody rude, Cara. I didn’t ask to me made fun of.

You didn’t ask. But you know you enjoy it. 

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chrhemsworth:

Rubbish means ridiculous where I come from. But hello Cara, I’m Chris, and I try not to swear like a sailor. 

It does where I come from too and it’s very true. I tend to talk utter bullshit most of the time. Now Chris why wouldn’t you want to swear like a sailor. 

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milraycyrus:

But I have nobody to get into trouble with, Cara! Book press? Did I miss something?

Like you need anyone else to get you into trouble Miles! Be real. But now you have me! 

I’ve written a fiction book, it’s kinda gone under the radar, I haven’t really promoted it yet. I’ll send you a copy!

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nrmnreedus:

You’re so cute.

I totally styled my fan girling out right? How is your day going?

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royalpeacekeeper:

I’m gonna be honest with you, I used to get sunburned a lot, until I learned my lesson and started wearing more sunscreen— especially since I moved out here to Royal— but generally, I guess I don’t mind it that much.

You should bust out the very 90′s zinc cream down the nose on extremely hot situations, i think you could rock it. 

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rylnjonas:

Nahh unpacking and making everything try to look good is just too much effort. cause honestly I’m perfectly content with just leaving my shit laying around and grabbing something when I need it. So my whole house will be my music room. I know it was sad when we officially ended it too. Kev has his family and Joe and I just have different tastes in music these days.

That is exactly what my place looks like I got here the other day and trust me I’m pretty sure that i’ll stay that way from laziness more than anything. Which part are you living in? Mmmhmm. You spin it like that, you broke a generations hearts, spin it however you want so you can sleep at night. But I love your brother to bits, he’s a babe. But the two of you produce VERY different music... more people listen to his. 

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milraycyrus:

I’ve been alright. Just keeping out of trouble which we know how rare that is for me. How are you though?

But getting into trouble is so much fun! I’m good, busy as always about to start book press.

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nrmnreedus:

Hey, doesn’t bother me. I’m a fan of hugs. Love you, too!

Oh, my, god. I think I’m dying. This is the best moment of my life.

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rylnjonas:

See you understand where I’m at here. Most people wouldn’t get the whole emptiness and music thing but you do. Please I know who you are, it’s hard not to. I’m Nick.

Oh completely understand the acoustics and the bounce of the sound just can’t be replicated in a mic, in a studio. You should keep a room empty and locked, just so you can sing in it and when anyone asks why. Say it’s my happy room really dead pan. 

And I know exactly who you are... it’s pretty hard not too. Jonas Brothers was life. The was still hurts.

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rylhiddleston:

I think that just about covers it. I don’t know about the mouth of a sailor but I know how to talk about a lot of nonsense.  

I do think that you talk more bull shit than anyone i’ve ever met Tom. 

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royalnbella:

We wouldn’t want you any other way, C. But uhm, it’s fucking rude that you moved to Royal as I’m travelling to London. 

Mate! I’m so sorry! I promise I will be here when you get back, why are you going to London?

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nrmnreedus:

Hey, I’m the same way. I’m surprised we haven’t met yet. It’s great to meet you, Cara.

I’m sorry for invading your personal space. But I love you.