MOST NORMAL CELLTW SHIPPER IN THE WORLD 😁

adult they/them

[augvstah]

hi i am august i am 800 years old and i Bite. my ao3 is here. don’t look. hmu if you are a cannibal. i am normal and i don’t have rabies. alpha. now look into the spiral and forget everything 🌀

[transcarcinization]

try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[keptoabysmal]

imagine fail-rping your disabled lovers niche lobster petplay fantasy because he doesn't regenerate limbs

[becherdireinen]

dating to marry? i’m dating to bind our souls together eternally so we'll find each other lifetime after lifetime without an end.

[residentevildash-moved]

[charlottan]

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[sacred-portal]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[feastofsnakes]

this is actually literally how every day felt in high school

[taropilled]

explodes . pretend screencaps from my fake murderbot movie

[bruzum]

[yearofdoodles]

Number one lawyer and number one enabler ☕