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allison: hm
allison: well hennessy is more than a dollar, gus
allison: looks like you're shit outta luck. and a wallet. and whiskey.
augustus: jokes on me I played myself
augustus: told her I was married and she JUGGED ME
augustus: not like I cant sweet talk a drink or two out of somebody ali
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felix: don't trust women
felix: i keep telling you smh
gus: i know i know
gus: i was blinded by beauty :/
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anastasia: yay thanks
anastasia: yessss do u want me to teach u?
gus: yeah pls do
gus: i need some sort of skill
gus: ukulele will have to do
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cam: well, i feel like this is karma for trying to get with a girl anyway?
cam: but if you need to borrow some cash you can
gus: but technically i wasn't trying to get with her
gus: doesn't that look but no touch rule still apply or no?
gus: idk i told her i was married and she jugged me so
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thomas: oh god THAT'S where the free drinks came from?!
thomas: i'm surprised gus
thomas: you got gameeee
thomas: i'll be taking u out more now
gus: yes sir they did
gus: i know i know but don't tell my wife
gus: i'm down man just keep pretending you're my famous brother and we'll have free drinks for life
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wyatt: that'll do it
wyatt: bro if you don't get that back you're gonna hafta walk all the way back to the house
gus: ah shit you're right it's a long walk too damn it
gus: this is what i get for being a loyal man and turning down the ladies at the bar
text ➝ benji & augustus
benji: shouldnt you be like cancelling your credit card and reporting your id stolen to the american embassy
augustus: don't know who would want to be me really
augustus: but it's probably smart to
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wyatt: sounds like a good way to go
wyatt: but i don't think a dollar is gonna get you enough hennessy...
gus: guess she wasn't too happy when i told her i was married
gus: i don't think a dollar is going to get me much of anything
gus: how am i supposed to get a new id in paris?
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augustus: i learned a life lesson today
augustus: don't fall for the hot girl at the bar trap ok
augustus: she stole my wallet so i'm just going to spend my last dollar drowning in hennessy
text: anyone
thomas: guess what?
thomas: i just bumped into a stranger on the street who said she knew me ????
thomas: she then explained i was shitfaced drunk and interrupted her karaoke session at the bar last night when green day came on
thomas: do you remember this? bc i don't
gus: don't recall a thing
gus: i may or may not have told her that you were my famous brother so we could get free drinks
gus: she believed it so you're welcome
“So, I might’ve, might’ve not, maxed out my credit card last night on macarons and chocolates. Why didn’t you stop me ??”
“I couldn’t stop one’s love for the french desserts, also because I ate most of your chocolate.”
❝ The whole ordering a wife isnt a good idea, havent you watched Orange is the New Black But yes that money can do a lot for me. ❞
“No, why? Did somebody actually order a wife on there? Damn, I guess I’ll just have to take the risk then, or find a nice french girl.”
❝ Honestly this isnt what I thought I was signing up for BUT with that much money on the line I dont really care. ❞
“No joke, I could afford to get divorced, buy a house, AND order a new wife. Except I’m not sure how safe that is, but I mean what is life without taking risks, am I right? Probably not but it was still a good idea.”
allison’s fingers hesitantly felt the fabric of her dress. she shook her head, almost bashfully. “thanks.” her voice was quiet, careful. “uh– yeah,” she said, looking up at him. it reminded her all to much of when he’d pick her up for formal dates so many years ago. first date. six month anniversary. anniversary. the same nerves were in her stomach now, fluttering at her insides. it warmed her heart to see his hair, in its perpetually mussed state, an attribute she always liked about him. she ran a hand through her own hair subconsciously, nervously. “where are we going?” she asked, tilting her head. “because i don’t really have any idea,” she admitted, a soft smile on her face. allison stepped forward to walk with him out the door, despite the destination being unknown. “sorry,” she breathed, concerned he’d picked up on her nerves. i haven’t been on a first date– a first real date– in a while,” she flushed.
his hands were shoved deep into his pockets as he studied the girl for a second. years later and it was almost like nothing had changed, the heartbreak wasn’t there for just one moment. he dreaded the second that it’d all come rushing back to remind them of everything they’d gone through as if it hadn’t tormented him everyday for the last four years. “i figured we’d do some walking around, i know there’s a lot of important landmarks it’d suck to miss out on. maybe get some dinner and visit the art museum, and talk about some things.” he shrugged his shoulders, leading the way down to the front of the house. “don’t worry, it’s just me. imagine it being no different than old times.” except it was different, it was very different this time.
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anastasia: it's like a tiny guitar
anastasia: if you see it somewhere please let me know anastasia: im dying here
gus: if i see it i'll let u know
gus: can u actually play it?
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anastasia: did you take my ukelele?
anastasia: >:c
gus: i'm not gonna lie
gus: i don't even know what a ukelele looks like so...
