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How about u eat my shit and hair

#playchoices #auntcunty rants #the crown & the flame

INSTEAD OF ROBOTS THEY'RE GONNA GROW U UR PERFECT MATCH FROM SCRATCH IN A LAB I'M CALLING IT NOW

Cauntie gib me ur long explanation on why kaitlyn is the bae

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY I WAS SICK AF I DIDN'T LEAVE MY COUCH FOR SEVERAL DAYS (EXCEPT FOR PEEPEEPOOPOO TIMES)

Reasons Why Kaitlyn is the Bae

U NEVA 4GET UR FIRST - I'm old so I've been playing since 2016 and The Freshman was the first book I played and Kaitlyn was my first LI I picked UWU I had graduated by then but my college experience was still fresh in my brain so it was fun playing a book with characters that were at a similar life stage as me

SHE'S SO CUTE AND GOOFY AND FUN

SHE'S A SCREAM QUEEN - I'm not a big horror fan but I love horror-comedy (Scream, etc.) and being generally ooky spooky

SHE'S A LITERAL ROCK STAR - !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE'S A CREATIVE - A WRITER OF PROSE AND A WRITER OF LYRICS POWER COUPLE

SHE'S AN ALT BADDIE (moreso in the later books) - One of the things I love about The Freshman series is how u got a bunch of different everyday outfits (available for purchase) just cuz and there was a whole 'edgy' category of outfits and we were just 2 ALT BADDIES LIVING LIFE OUT LOUD

#i haven't replayed the series in a while and i miss her #ask #the freshman #auntcunty rambles

Cauntie u got good taste. I'm also a kaitlyn apologist. Broke up with her on a replay to try the becca route but she was sad so I restarted the entire book hhehe. Kaitlyn lesbian rockstar praise amen

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I tried dating Zig I said I wasn't dating anybody when I started the book so I wouldn't have to break up with her I COULDN'T BEAR IT

#ask #the freshman

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choicenators rb this with a book that’s mostly disliked but YOU personally enjoy it this is our time to admit to the fun stupid books we like i’ll go first i’m a cursed heart, hot shot and slow burn apologist idc they’re fun and silly

#tbh i was surprised when I found out ppl didn't like Hot Shot #cuz even tho it's a Horny book I thought the characters were fun and the story was interesting #but maybe I just enjoyed the dynamic cuz my mc was a dude and Casey was a lady #i usually get the ick from guy LIs who are 2 aggro #COULDN'T STAND JUSTIN FROM SAVE THE DATE #in my game I called him Dutch Oven cuz he's a huge fart #auntcunty rambles

Auntie realized u are still using og tfs mc face. Who was ur bae cauntie?

MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did try another playthrough where I romanced Zig but I missed Kaitlyn too much lol

#CAUNTIE IS A GR8 NICKNAME LMAO #i drew this back in 2018 #i've been meaning to do more choices art but haven't been drawing much lately #and I'm reluctant to upload any new art here cuz even though I chose the option of not being scraped for AI I don't trust no bitch #ask #the freshman #my art #playchoices

I started Inheritance and life sure does like imitating art lmao

#inheritance #auntcunty rambles #playchoices

I tried playing The Holiday Bakeoff and Boardroom Alpha but had a Visceral Reaction to the faces and had to Leave Immediately 💀💀💀

#y'all...#auntcunty rants #the holiday bakeoff #boardroom alpha #playchoices

I'm replaying The Royal Romance Book 2 and I forgot how actively NASTY Madeleine was to everyone around her like I only remembered she yelled at Hana that one time but so far she's been mean to Kiara and Penelope too like gurl plz

#auntcunty rambles #the royal romance

vivalgi

Many of you have been wondering if there's more baddies in the upcoming Villainous Valentine shorts that we can romance. As le professional dataminer I can confirm that one of them is the highly requested vampire villain, Gaius!

Here's his underwear sprite:

#GLORIOUS #bloodbound

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#when ur not rly active anymore but come back just to scream #playchoices #immortal desires

ok the next time we get an affair-with-a-rich-person book can we PLZ be able to dump the wishy-washy cheater for their hot sibling??

THAT WOULD BE SUCH A FUN MOVE THO, like in the beginning when you're choosing what your LI looks like PB tells you it's a single-LI book but then at the end you can choose the side character (tbh I rly enjoyed dumping my LI at the end of America's Most Eligible)

or at least next time (I RLY FEEL LIKE THERE WILL BE A NEXT TIME) go full-tilt unhinged like Queen B so it's at least a different story that doesn't rehash the same themes, like not engaging in an affair even though it's wrong cuz you're in love, engaging in an affair CUZ IT'S WRONG AND U LIKE IT (cheating IRL is wrong I'm not condoning it, I just want to imbibe my fictional stories and be entertained and not just reread the same story over and over again but with different hats)

#auntcunty rants #tbh the only affair book i've enjoyed is The Duchess Affair #cuz playing as a lesbian in a period piece is WAY more compelling

I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT ENDLESS SUMMER Y'ALL just musing about what Zahra's future would be like (because why would she randomly be a rock star like in her ember of hope scene) and in the past I thought she could've ended up as head of cybercrimes at Interpol or something but now I'm like why would she randomly be a fukkin cop so now I'm like THE HEIST: MONACO WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT BLACKBIRD IS ZAHRA

#auntcunty rambles #endless summer #playchoices

SCREAMING CRYING FIGHTING BLEEDING LOSING

#playchoices #bloodbound #bloodbound origins

Played Blades 2?

I've only played the first chapter so far, I haven't played regularly for a while so I've got some catching up to do, I also only just started Crimes of Passion 2

#ask

don't mind me just coming back from inactivity to say that while the pacing in Kindred was crunchy and I thought the plot was a lil basic I RLY enjoyed the characters and felt they each had their own unique voice and found their interactions with each other well-written and engaging (loved being roasted by my sisters every time I mentioned I had the hots for Kaine LMAO) and tbh I had a great time cuz I feel like great characters can carry a plot but a great plot can't carry sub-par characters

also I named my MC Amaranth and got startled when it was the name of the magic shop lmao

thx Brenda Song for teaching me about amaranth that one time years ago and having this information stuck in my brain

#playchoices #auntcunty rambles #kindred

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII FORGOT I NAMED MY SQUAD THAT

#murder at homecoming #playchoices

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