Aunty Timblr

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[rosemarymeow]

sleepin on my ear…

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[bimmyjimmy]

He’s been demanding to be carried a lot lately lol

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[achesspiece]

*visible releasing spores into the air* hey bro can you yawn for me real quick? it's for a gay thing

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

at the orgy doing it Newton's Cradle style

[395nm]

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[fernsnailz]

my seal drawing

[targetedknowledge]

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on the radio explaining Snake’s own ass to him, at length, and at the end of the explanation he’d just be like “hrrrmmrmrmrm, my ass”.

[jetix]

2025-05-09