Aurastag

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Vision After the Sermon by Luca Merli

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[aurastag]

Beastars.

[aurastag]

BOC Optima 002

[aurastag]

BOC Optima 001

[thunderstruck9]

Imran Qureshi (Pakistani, b. 1972), Opening Word of this New Scripture, 2019. Acrylic on canvas; diptych, 36 x 48 in.

[aurastag]

Something something color theory.

[aurastag]

My biggest accomplishment to date:

✨Geoffrey Responded✨ 🙆🏼‍♂️

[aurastag]

Behold, my cycle commute for Wednesday! 🙆🏼‍♂️

[bookofaweirdpeach]

Dylan (2021)

Made with Autodesk sketchbook.

[vansantfilm]

childhood ever-present in adulthood.

ADULTHOOD II - NIKKI GIOVANNI // BILLBOARDS IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO // UPSTREAM - MARY OLIVER // BOYS PLAYING MARBLES - JOE SCHWARTZ // NEW AND COLLECTED POEMS: 1931-2001 - CZESŁAW MIŁOSZ // A STORM CLOSES IN ON PADUCAH, TEXAS, ON MAY 10, 2017 - DREW ANGERER // STORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD - B. N. PRESSMAN

[deppjohnnyforever]

[aurastag]

He gets to poop in her bed now. 🙂

[free-egg-voucher]

corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

[aurastag]

Yes

[haqbomb]

Never Trust a Fox

[genvy]

[ssmhhh]

Miles Johnson

[metamorphesque]

— James Baldwin, They Can’t Turn Back

[liberalsarecool]

We disrespect our kids too much.

[marxistprincess]

Our country won’t give children free lunches in school but will force a 12 year old girl to carry a baby to term.

[suazu]

[aurastag]

I'm calling my gay hookups 'hummus parties' from now on.