LOVE AND PEACE!

or so it goes, probably. haha. vash. no relation by the way i prommy.

[aureamediocritasi]

the pharaoh's curse visits me once more.

[deergirlsrituals]

[aureamediocritasi]

i love just not explaining how i know things. people go 'thats weird, this thing is from over a hundred years ago so there shouldnt be a way you can 'fix' it' and ill go oh yeah that is pretty weird. one of lifes little mysteries. and then i leave

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[aureamediocritasi]

why do they make scented candles smell so good if you arent allowed to eat them :/

[aureamediocritasi]

i feel like i wouldnt be the type of guy to play videos loud as hell in public without any headphones but sometimes i just forget and cant be bothered. we're all listening to evanescence whether we like it or not.

[aureamediocritasi]

so much more of a party scene on earth. you can just leave one and find another a block away. i know my body is gonna hate me for this when all's said and done but hell if i'll let the opportunity pass me by.

[shirtsthatgohard]

i love how specific that is

[depsidase]

[aureamediocritasi]

m!a: hiiiiii 💖✨ for the next week, you'll be stuck in 90's california. you can get any hotel room you want for free, but you'll have to embarrass yourself in front of the registration employees first!

you guys love putting me in situations like some kind of guinea pig hoping my stupid little heart will seize from the culture shock and ill die. and i only have one thing to say. at least it's not florida.

[aureamediocritasi]

looking up at wolfwood with gigantic, trembling, watery eyes as i tell him what went wrong this time:

[aureamediocritasi]

feel like i should be way more concerned about this than i am but frankly i just don't care. i was in the middle of eating a couple of those smashed together burgers they serve at the literal only chain diner and i dont think im going to get over being a bit mad about it.

[aureamediocritasi]

that was extremely time sensitive and the answer is no i dont die but my knees feel like theyre not acting the way they should be.

[aureamediocritasi]

do you think if i jump off this ten story building i wont like. die. ive done it maybe twice before but im not as spry as i used to be and i feel like im gonna explode into a bunch of lego pieces as soon as i hit that dirt.

[aureamediocritasi]

women love me for the way every muscle in my body will periodically lock and turn me into a plywood board. i'm great to cross small bodies of water.

[kragehund-est]

im in so much physical pain i might died

[kragehund-est]

disgusting evil bastard muscle

[spaghetti-explosion]

the stingray

[kragehund-est]

[planet4546b]

image 1: a 3d rendering of a person seen from behind, showing main muscle groups. the trapezius muscle is highlighted.

image 2: a youtube video thumbnail showing a person explaining something to the camera. the title has been edited so it reads 'the stingray has harmed me once more'. end id.

[aureamediocritasi]

every time i say "hear me out" to wolfwood he wont even listen to what i got to say. you confide in a man one too many times and he up an abandons you. so much for loving our fellow man.