[hotvampireadjacent]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[dogpuppy]

[canofworms95]

It's spring again

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[delmondo]

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[seraphrain]

let’s all regress back to the “touch my butt & buy me pizza” era

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[pjackk]

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

[hottypeclub]

[inthedarktrees]

Catherine Coulson, Kyle MacLachlan & Michael Ontkean | Twin Peaks

[bonivers]

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

[saoirse-ha]

A!

[priorwalterxxxii]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Twenty-Nine Hole Game Board.

Date: ca. 664-332 B.C. (?)

Period: 26th dynasty, Late Period