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@aurelia-dawn-7th-bloom
HDG IS AN 18+ SETTING!
This is also kinda my intro post, and i forgot to make this, while this blog is not itself 18+, the setting of Human Domestication Guide IS, do with that what you will.
I am Aurelia Dawn, She/They. You can refer to me as Ms. Dawn, or Aurelia. I am an Affini Pluribus, so it may get confusing.
This is both an HDG rp blog, and my current main
I think I may need to take a break for a while. To anyone in an RP post that I've helped with, just pretend I left the room or something. To @aurum-dawn-second-floret and @maymayormaymaynot, its obviously up to you, but if you wish to continue with the Zealand voyage when I return, then just currently be on the Zealand. We can finish that RP when I return. If you must get ahold of me, message @plural-puppygirl-polycule and she'll let me know. I love you all and this community, but my life is not currently in the greatest state and I need to take this time for myself.
but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨
the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not
addendum
I paid $15 for a random game because I liked the artstyle. The music artist made the music and part of her payment was being an in-game character (that the MC kills) every review ever absolutely shat on the movement, and people didn't like it because "ew furry" but it has been THE MOST influential game I've ever played. The story and soundtrack are gut-wrenching and you WILL CRY.
Laika: Aged through blood by brainwash gang
it's really weird having a first floret be terran and then getting a second who is a time lord...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up in the higher dimension. Or when I hide stuff in the past. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I tune my biorhythms to hers and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has telepathic fields!! I'll turn on the matter compiler in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! space time distortions wake you up!! the fuck??
I've put a lot of thought into something similar, but the other way around.
Time lords - Regenerate
Affini - Rebloom
The TARDIS is technically a living being, and is grown like a plant! It has a CORE which fucks up the mind of anyone who looks into it. It can shapeshift to make itself fit in better with its surroundings...
Now who else do we know that has a CORE, is GROWN, and has mild shapeshifting (that one's a stretch)
What the media won't show
Can you really make me one of those ancient fighter jets to try and fly? I don’t have much besides archival footage. I doubt the documents even still exist for something hundreds of years old like that.
Gimme a date! The Office of Rituals and Records' archival branch should have some recreations of some!
being a plane is an option?!??!?
I believe she meant "make me" as in "create for me."
However I see no reason why someone who is digitized could not connect themselves to an aircraft.
O-O your so right i need digitized
::D soon
puppy no'd hearin' a click an'mors
puppy mus' be safe f'um da' clickies now..
puppy hope she safes...
buh why puppy missin' da clickin' a lils..?
puppy reallie scareds of tha clickin' caus' da' soun's make finkin' suupuh hards for puppy
buh now dah iss' gon, pubby feelins a lil... empty? I's 'fink?
maybe puppy nees' som' pets an' cuddles.. dat us'lee makes puppy happy 'gains..
*pets the puppy and strokes its back*
Poor pup.
*places a treat on the pups nose*
•whimpie whine•
awrr? a snackie? snackie for tha' puppy?? yay!!
nyom!
awruuuu! tasties! kinda tastin' like bannas! tha big yel'uh froot thingies that kinda look like this (j) letta'!
thankies, sticky puppy frien!
Puppies help puppies~ *pets the pup more*
Especially when missin the clickies~
*scratches behind its ears*
Sorry if I get your pronouns wrong, I unno what they are and I know what to many puppies that like being called “it”
awnnn... U-◠ᴥ◠-U
buh.. I's dunnos if I's reelly missin tha' clickies doh caus' dey' scare pubby, an' pubby dun' like 'fings dat' scare her.. buh no'd havin a soun' givs bad feelies to tha puppy..
puppy feelin' like a bad puppy fo' hidin' now..
pubby dunno wha' 'ta dos a-an'..an'..
a-arrwuhff... das'sa...das'sa goo' spohh..wa-wawufff... 🫱U-☉ᴥ☉-U🫲
don't be sorry hon, you didn't know, it's fine. but for the future I use She/Her.
I'm using them here first so I can get more accustomed to hearing it more in future as I transition. being called a good girl and especially people acting like I'm just a little puppy is just a surprise cherry on top of the sundae and I'm absolutely loving it.
Here I thought my little side was going to be baby, when in reality I've been puppy all along. it all just feels so right this way.
so is bee ouppy now?
Today is litteraly the only day in all of human history where it is physically possible to reblog this. Given that I posted it today
Could use a wellness check. Promise not to fight too hard when the nice Affini rings the bell just give me like three minutes to stand there awkwardly regretting my moment of weakness before I get the nerve to open the door.
You were saying, dear?
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Character idea: shapeshifter with osdd
Well, I'm going to attempt a rescue on that Bee fellow now. Seeing as I'm a bit under the weather at the moment, I don't expect this to go well. I found a compartment within that desktop-like rig I've been using that had a tablet looking thing inside of it. I'll take it with me now to catalog my whereabouts and to track down Bee.
No doubt this thing is broadcasting my location though, (yet another reason why I never brought it down to my place and instead left it in the woods..) but that should prove useful if my physical condition takes a turn for the worst and this little expedition ends with me belly-up in a field.
If that does happen, though... -actually, on second thought, I'll explain later when I get to the relevant place.
- Dolphin
Good luck! I wish I could come down and help the little one myself, but my vines are currently quite full.
Luck is probably the one thing I need now more than ever. It's a miracle I've even made it past the front door in this condition. My legs feel as though they could give out any second. And I am not sure if stopping to communicate is helping at all.
If I don't make it to where they are and get them out, I want you to promise to come find what's left of me & finish that rescue as soon as you possibly can.
You are the only one I have even a semblance of trust towards.
So can you promise me that, Dawn?
- Dolphin
I want you to respond to this if, or when you find Bee. If you don't, I promise I will come down there and find you both.
Aurelia, It's Totsu.
If you're seeing this, I've... Failed.
I thought my condition had recovered enough to go out and rescue Bee while you were busy. -It didn't.
Attached are both of our most recent locations before I've become... incapacitated.
Please, save us both. Bee from their metal tomb, and me from this...this quad-yearly viral menace.
And please, please grab my b-
• • •
- Totsu
Hm, I- Oh dear. Oh, this is bad. Natalie! Go get Aurum- well, I suppose It's still Daisy for now. In either case, we need to run, now! Aurelia, with Natalie and Daisy wrapped in her vines sprints to the docking bay. Requisitioning her ship and running to the cockpit, strapping Natalie into her seat and setting Daisy in her lap. The ship she grabs is a larger one, longer than it is wide, with a small hangar in the back for a ground travel ship (Literally just image the Helldivers super destroyer & Pelican, sorry)
There... may be a small bump upon liftoff, just hold onto something.
((@daisycuppupper if you might))
It looks around the ship in surprise taking in the ship and the rapid change in location.
W-wait im coming with?? Arent I like a ward still?
That is EXACTLY why i cant leave you alone. Now hold on tight, or Natalie will. There's a slight rumbling as the ship lurches forward, launching from the hangar and heading towards Terra. After a few minutes, the ship reaches low orbit, and Aurelia stands up. Natalie, I trust you to watch over It as i go pick up Miss Totsu, and possibly Bee. Aurelia walks toward the small landing craft at the back of the ship, launching down to Terra, leaving Natalie and Daisy on her larger ship. She lands in Redwood Field and sprints toward Totsu.
((@looneyloonieheadssidedown I think it's you now?))
•There is a woman dressed in a ragged black hoodie with patchwork mouse ears and black sweatpants with the knees also patched up laying on her side under a tree, beside her is a cartoon-y turtle shell with 10 shards of white frosted glass sticking out of the top in vertical rows of 3-4-3, and a note on top with illegible handwriting. ...also a small pool of whatever used to be in her stomach.•
(( [words] is May speaking because Words is already for written and typed out dialogue))
[Ughnnnn.... *The driest, scratchiest cough you have ever heard probably*]
Oh dear... Alright, I'm going to carry you. Just tell me if it gets uncomfortable. Dawn picks up Totsu, wrapping her waist in vines to ensure she doesn't fall while lifting her up to about chest level. Why don't we go find this Bee fellow, hm? I imagine they're quite scared. And I think i still have the location you sent me before. Dawn begins walking, Presumably toward the facility Bee's at
•After picking up May's limp body, a pair of metal keys are now visible. Gleaming in the light coming from between the tree branches, One green with a big blue eye, one purple with an eerie red eye. Both are on a ring connected to a zipper at the top of the shell.•
•May tries to move her arm to point somewhere while attempting to say something, but the strength to keep it lifted isn't there, and she passes out before she can finish her words, arm dangling out of Dawn's grip while almost immediately starting to lightly snore. Her breathing is pained, and her exhales are small moans.•
[B...br...ing...ba..baaahhhhg*passes out*]
•And before Dawn can move far from where May was lying in repose, a muffled voice is heard from inside the shell.•
♪"Who can it be now? 🎷~ who can it be now? 🎷~"♪
((song here if you'd like to listen))
((idk I just thought I could leave the source in case someone would want to try find it))
Aurelia picks up the bag, carefully removing the keys and putting both into the mass of vines that makes up her chest, carrying May over to the ship she came down the planet in. She pulls two of the seats down and makes a makeshift bed in the back of the small craft, setting a small bottle of water, and a plate of cheesy garlic bread next to her before closing up the ship, slowly flying to the coordinates she saw May following. I just hope You and Bee are both safe.
•May, with her body fighting a state of constantly waking up and conking out from the feeling of being picked up & lifted up to a little over her own height when standing, to then being brough back down inside a giant spaceship, cannot muster anything beyond a small groan before her body truly decides to sleep.•
[Mhhhmmnnn...]
•Buuut she does manage to squeeze out a small thumbs up before clocking out for the time being.•
Aurelia lands the small craft outside the abandoned warehouse, Making sure May's asleep before walking towards the entrance. Bee? BEE?! She continues to walk throughout the facility, checking under tables, inside lockers, etc
Miss..? ..Miss! I's he'a! ᗒ⌓ᗕ
•Their voice echoes from another room down the hall, though it sounds like its bouncing through the vents. kind of like those weird megaphones they have at some park playgrounds•
Aurelia runs toward where she thought the sound came from, checking cabinets and lockers with other vines as she runs, following Bee's voice to a small vent in the wall, she rips the panel from the wall, reaching her vines in.
Come out, little one. i promise, you'll be safe with me.
She wraps her vines around Bee as best she can, and tugs, checking to feel if Bee is stuck to anything before pulling them out.
Well aren't you just the cutest little thing! I bet you're scared, and hungry, hm? Lets get you some food!
She carries Bee from the facility, setting them in the passenger seat of her shuttle, buckling them in and handing them a datapad connected to the compiler with a list of foods
•Peering out from the vent is a pair of eyes and a faintly glowing 'U' shape•
Miss! Umm... I's... I's stuck he'e...
•It is at this point she is pulled out like it was absolutely nothing•
huh? ŏ﹏ŏ aaah-! @﹏@
•A younger looking girl comes sliding out of the ventalation shafts, being held up briefly by a pair of vines under each arm like a cat before getting pulled into a princess carry. She is wearing a yellow dress with white polka dots with a pacifier dangling on a loose, thin black necklace. The shield is past yellow, the button is an amber color like a cartoonish flower pistil, and the handle hooked around the necklace is a creamy off-white with a faint green glow. Also she has no shoes at all• ((the handle glows in the dark to find it better))
•Bee can't help but blush at the comments and pops the paci back in to try and calm herself down a bit on the way back to Dawn's ship•
≥﹏≤ Muhhuh... Fank 'ous fow saving me. ..I's ve'ey hungy.. ˘•˘
•aboard the ship, May has moved a bit, Now laying on her chest, as opposed to being on her back originally, with the datapad she had facing up in front of her*. The food set out for her has not been touched.•
((*AHA YES I GOT TO FIT ALL THE MAY EXCHANGES INTO THIS AS A THING THAT HAPPENED "OFF SCREEN" WOOOO))
•Upon being seated and handed the datapad, Bee immediately starts searching for what she has wanted all this time; Arrowroot Cookies & a large cup of Strawberry Juice. (a sippy cup of course. she cannot be trusted otherwise.)•
◕｡◕ hnn.. nuh... ooo.... ah! eeheehee! >ヮ<
Well aren't you just adorable!
Aurelia reaches over and buckles Bee into her seat (Yes. its a big booster seat, looney.) before settling down into her seat, the ship rumbling as it lifts from the planet's surface.
I suppose you two get to meet Natalie and Aurum now, I think you'll like Aurum, Bee
((shit I gotta start getting people to call me May for real so that I can start getting used to being called May. Curse my fixation with overly long winded usernames))
((but even then I might swap to May-May-Or-May-May-Not lmfao))
((well where were we))
ꈍ▽ꈍ heehee! Fankies!
◕｡◕ Aw'wam? aw' dey's wike 'ou? soun' f'endlee! ^‿‿^
•She says, nomming on some cookies in between punctuations, crumbs everywhere on the floor and her face.•
•When the ship starts up, May jolts a little before her body tries to fall back asleep. Emphasis on tried-As the ship taking off puts her body into some form of sleep paralysis. Her eyes are open, she can't move any part of her body, and her internals are in a full panic mode. After it wears off and everything except for her heartrate deescalates as she starts to rest again, she begins to shiver in her sleep, her body trying to warn her mind that something has happened around her and to wake up but to no avail.•
Aurelia sees May sweating in the makeshift bed, leaving the ship on autopilot to the Ellengard and moving over to May, carrying Bee with her. She sits down next to May, gently moving her hair from her face and petting her, just trying to calm her down.
I have your bag, dear. do you want anything from it?
•May jolts awake upon being touched by a vine, sitting straight up with fists at the ready as she scoots back before being reminded of just how bad she's feeling.•
"HAUGH!- ughnnn..."
•After the spike in pain subsides, she begins to stare down the large figure sitting beside her.•
"..Dawn, May* guess?"
•Upon hearing her bag is somewhere, she quickly darts her focus around the space to find it before realizing exactly where it is.•
"Whe- ...oh."(in a sharp low gravelly sigh)
"What want? ... ...All."
•As she says that last line, her stern grimace turns even more dour as she quickly raises her hand as if she was a cat bringing out their claws. a faint hum is heard as the bag inside of Dawn's body shoots out and into her hand as she clutches it tight, almost as if it was magic**. May begins pulling each thing out ome by one, making sure everything is accounted for.•
"..that, this, game, mhm, uhhuh, a- ....."
•She immediately directs her leer at Dawn's face, eyes to "eyes"•
"...Where keys."
((*Its supposed to sound like "If I may guess" here. she still has yet to actually say her first name formally.))
((**Its not magic. you will find out soon enough.))
Yes, dear. I am Miss Dawn. I'm glad to see you awake. We're currently headed to my own ship, where my two florets are. i think you've talked with them both on tanglr.
•Her heart sinks & pupils shrink.•
"Hrm?! Ship?? I-In space?? Stars space?????"
•May slings the bag over her shoulder and gets up as she pushes her way over to whatever window she can find first.•
"No....no..no...nononononono.....NO!!!"
•She drops to her knees, her breathing getting faster. The panic really starting to set in as she full-force punches the floor of the ship. Watching the stars as they shine out the window, earth growing further into the distance.•
•Tears begin to form as she puts one hand up to the glass-on her home.•
"n-no...."
Aurelia wraps her arms around May, with Bee right next to her.
I understand it's a lot to take in, but you're sick. The only two things I can promise is that I will bring you back home, and i will bring you back home independent.
Out the window, the Ellengard comes into view, the same sleek, light blue ship she set off from a day earlier. the ship slows as it docks inside of the back of the Ellengard, the airlock closing before the small craft opens to the interior of the hangar, only one door visible from where May and Bee are, it leads to the living room, where a large pillow fort is visible through the window
•May struggles for just a moment, before turning around on one knee and hugging Dawn back. Her grip is stronger than expected.•
"ghk! I...I...i...(long shaky exhale)...o-oh..kay.."
•Bee has just kinda been sitting crisscross beside Dawn the entire time not saying anything, but just watching May's breakdown unfold. she crawls over behind May and begins to rub her upper back a bit as she sits back down.
"You's okie?" ◕︵◕?
•May doesn't respond. she just makes a quiet, sad grunt as a tear rolls down her cheek & her other side is smushed into Dawn's body vines•
"You's gunn' be okies." ◍^ᴗ^◍ "I 'nows 'ou wiww."*
((*That's "will" btw.))
•The ship begins to dock aboard The Ellengard and the hug breaks off. May digs in her bag a moment & retrieves a disposable mask(😷) from inside and puts it on before standing up. Bee makes motion to Dawn that she 'wants up' (looking up, hands outstretched.) before the 3 of them begin to walk into the hangar.•
Aurelia picks up Bee, before walking through the hangar and into the main room of the ship, holding the door open for May. In the corner of the room is a large pillow fort, with two florets cuddling inside it.
"Natalie! Aurum! We have Guests!"
The two florets look up as Aurelia walks over, setting Bee in the pillow fort, before she walks back over to May and begins to talk.
"I'm probably going to have to bring you back to the Zealand, its one of our larger ships, hab rings, actual infrastructure, the works. You'll need to go to a vet to get checked out, same as Bee."
•May hobbles herself though the doors, almost stumbling twice. Electing to keep her distance away from everyone else as much as she can, as to not risk anybody else getting sick.•
"Zealand New, Middle, Old? Joke, joke. Not expect doctor go out clinic."
. . .
"*sigh* ...More plant there, huh?--past doctor, a'mean."
•As for Bee, she immediately begins to crawl more into the fort to meet the other two.•
"Heehee! Haiya's!! I's Bee!" ๑^▽^๑ "Yu's aww cuddlies tuu?? can I's cuddles wif ou's? Pwease? づ≥‿≤づ
Aurelia pulls a chair out for May, before settling down on the ground in front of her
"I'm afraid I don't get your joke. But yes, it is preferred that you be brought to the vet, as I need to bring my little ones home anyways. And yes, there's plenty of Affini, it's one of our ships, after all."
In the back of the room, Natalie is seen putting a pacifier into Bee's mouth before Aurelia turns her attention back to May
"I'm just glad I got to you both in time."
•May lets out a single quick grunt of laughter, while thinking "Shit. I can't catch a damned break, can I?" before quickly choosing to bypass most of what Dawn had said and only respond to the little bit at the end as she moves the chair behind her with a leg so she can sit.•
"Agree. May know not much good come from laying in field. Just glad Bee save."
"Yeah. May understand trek. why bring doc other place? With little no tools? Just go clinic, save tool packings."
"Oh rye, name May. May Junie Totsu."
•She extends her hand out, fingers flat together(✋ before quickly spliting into a Vulcan,(🖖) and then into a full spread even quicker.(🖐️)•
Meanwhile, in the other end of the room,
•Bee sits and "Ooooh"s while leaning in a little, opening wide to accept the gift from Natalie."
"Fwankies!" ^@^ *Thucka Thucka* "Hehhee.. Heeheehee.... I's feewls aww, silliesh.. Bee...Bee wan'nuh be.. siwwy diapey babbee.. j-jus' wike...a... aw.. wa..? awwa..? awwa! awawawa! heehee! *Thucka Thucka* ✿◍๑◍"
•She starts getting even more giggly as she grabs her feet and rolls onto her back to start kicking absently in the air as she babbles about behind her new paci, showing off a notable Black & Yellow striped puff under her dress to her new friend.•
"I'll give you some time to settle in, look around, but when i call you into the cockpit, you will come up here. it'd be unsafe to warp back to the Zealand when you're not strapped in."
Aurelia points over at the front of the ship, past a door labelled "Nat's workshop" before turning her attention back to May.
"Feel free to do whatever you'd like in the kitchen, but the knife drawer is locked, for quite obvious reasons."
Aurelia pats May on the head, before walking over to the pillow fort, petting Bee, Natalie, and Aurum.
•May winces at the pat. She doesn't like it, but she doesn't overtly hate it either.
"..Understand, understand. Tell truth, not great with knife anyway."
•May takes a moment to just sit there and process everything that has happened, as well as declining the offers of ice cream & bodily intolerance removal from the two people everybody else is on their way to meet.•
•She gets up and slings her shell over both shoulders as she just begins to walk around the place, staring at the workshop door for a moment before turning towards the kitchen. She looks around, not to find food, but just to check it out. It's almost as nice as her's, but with a distinct lack of a dog mug. She goes to scratch her head before immediately noticing how grody her hair felt. New plan: Walk around until she finds the bathroom and wash her hair. Good thing she keeps both body wash & shampoo in her bag at all times.•
((I think I'll just make a seperate Bee post this time))
"Looking for something in particular, dear?"
Aurelia stands far behind May, towards the back wall of the kitchen, between May and the compiler
"How about this, You go clean up and I'll make you some food. The bathroom is behind the pillow flort."
Working on my resume… how does one get a job????
Nobody knows
List EVERYTHING you have done that could be considered a job
Internship? Obviously
Helped out your local library? YESSSS
Re-word everything into corporate speak
"I make TTRPG's for transbians on tumblr"
Into
"Engaged in creation of recreational team-building activities between... idk how to continue this"
Take things youre good at and reword them into corp jargon, that's all I can say
i feel like regressing in 0G would be really really fun escpecially with a lot of floaty toys
oO-Oo oh dear... I should make sure the gravity controls are locked.
o: i figured thatd be locked like the compiler
I certainly HOPE it is!
id still have to beat you to the controls >-<
IF you can find them
i feel like regressing in 0G would be really really fun escpecially with a lot of floaty toys
oO-Oo oh dear... I should make sure the gravity controls are locked.
o: i figured thatd be locked like the compiler
I certainly HOPE it is!
i feel like regressing in 0G would be really really fun escpecially with a lot of floaty toys
oO-Oo oh dear... I should make sure the gravity controls are locked.
