Aurenzo (Aure, 22) he/him

gay by choice, himbo by accident. - I wanna post silly lil thoughts

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[conspiring-limabean]

quite frankly I dont think the church of scientology should be responding to the speedrun craze by bolstering security. I think they should modify their buildings to add attractive 'speedrunner corridors' to draw the speedrunners to (using the same mentality as wildlife bridges) and at the end of it should be a guy in a scary ogre costume who yells scary indecipherable noises and starts chasing them

[bexism]

the pitt | i got soul but i'm not a soldier

[acherontiaa-styx]

DON'T SPEAK TO ME FOR THREE TO FIVE BUSINESS DAYS I AM NOT OKAY

[rowanclair]

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

[nightingem]

really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."

Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

some fun responses i have gotten so far.

[milfenthousiast]

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.

[chaoticbatfam]

happy holidays y'all

[milfenthousiast]

Dean Winchester Screencaps s1-2

I'm watching Supernatural for the first time (I know, took me long enough) and I've been taking a lot of screenshots of Dean. There's just something about that pretty face of his. Anyway, I was thinking that since I've been collecting these 'Pretty Dean Shots' I might as well share them. In case one of you guys has some use for them. So here they are :)

And here's two bonus Sam shots, from when he was drunk and his face looked the youngest I'd ever seen it look.

That's all for now! If this post gets a positive response I'll make a part two in the future. 'Cus I already know I will gather many more of these.

[1five1two]

[milfenthousiast]

i am now a little bug

[milfenthousiast]

i hope i'm not just a friend to you, but also a little bug on your screen

[aurenzo]

you're so small. Also, do you want me to get you a terrarium while I buy a daylight lamp?

[milfenthousiast]

i am now a little bug

[milfenthousiast]

i hope i'm not just a friend to you, but also a little bug on your screen

[architeuthisducks-blog]

do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

[teaboot]

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

[teaboot]

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

[miseria-fortes-viros]

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

[teaboot]

Love and peace on planet earth

[probablybadrpgideas]

Multi-player Journaling game where one player writes in one of those lockable diaries and the other plays a malevolent entity trying to break in and disrupt reality

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[italiandivorce]

a couple months ago i got a job selling cheese and something about my work environment makes me come across noticably gayer. could not tell you why. something inherently faggy about the cheese business

[italiandivorce]

today the world's most heterosexual man comes up like "hey my wife wants me to pick up a soft spreadable cheese. like maybe a goat cheese" and i was like "well these are our chevres. but there's this LOVELY lavender fennel goat cheese by cypress grove if you're feeling zesty. are you feeling zesty" and he was like "...i am. i am feeling zesty" like the idea of feeling zesty had only just now occured to him

[harpieisthecarpie]

"...i am. i am feeling zesty" is the cheese equivalent of

[aurenzo]

@milfenthousiast can imagine Dean be the customer guy

[milfenthousiast]

[through tears] he deserves a happy meal !! so he can be !! happy !!

[cerastes]

I love The Three Brothers of Death Reblogged Your Post because it suggests they have access to a Squad Feature where, if you and certain other users reblog the same post, it shows you together with your own little clique name or title instead of individually.

The Three Brothers of Death have access to blogging UX and quality of life the likes of which we can only dream of.

[pigeon-princess]

Barbie Rupunzel has always been my favourite so this is for little 5 year old me who loved dragons and wanted to be an artist when she grew up.