aurhum

26, she/they. 18+ only, no terfs, no zios, yes bad bitches tumblr avatar: yvesse

[wifehaver103947]

what im thinking about at any given moment

[wifehaver103947]

[wifehaver103947]

[taydivorce]

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

[taydivorce]

*flips next card over* by the devil

[crumbwinner]

this clip makes me so emotional. i feel like this sometimes, at night especially. That the whole wide world may swallow me whole. That i’m wide-eyed in the face of god. that I’m not a victim of smallness but rather its loving disciple.

[eggyolkplanet]

and then one without the words

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[dogpuppy]

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[00000066]

[fluff-e-boy]

Love and support trans women forever and ever and ever and ever

[teaboot]

I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭

[teaboot]

IT HAPPENED AGAINNN

[berrytart]

its about to become the united states of new york knicks

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

Adorable highland calves in a playful battle!

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[menkoy]

Me having sex after 10 years of playing WoW: i need you to wear these giant shoulderpads Her: why? Me: please