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Yeah thatâs a solid Fucking No Thanks
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wadeâs belt and wade has this transcendent moment of iâm going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guyâs face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure Iâve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
Donât you dare apologize for perfection.
I have to say, listening to my friends talk about Final Fantasy XV is pretty wild when you know Latin but absolutely nothing about the game. Everyoneâs name is literally a Latin word, and itâs beautiful.
So far, I know the protagonist is a guy named Nightlight, son of King King, and heâs on some type of road trip with his friends Quicksilver, Fire Knowledge, and Smol Sword of Friendship.
Okay, hang on. Forgot that Fire Knowledge had a middle name too.
Ignis Stupeo Scientia.
Thatâs actually a grammatically complete sentence. Literally, âI am stupefied by knowledge of fireâ. Dude is a caveman. No one show him a wheel; itâll blow his mind.
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DM: âWait, what is your Strength?â Sorcerer: â17. I rolled 3d6 and rolled stats in order. Itâs a miracle I still have 16 Charisma after half-elf bonus.â Cleric: "I have 16 Strength; youâre stronger than me." Barbarian: "Nobody beats my 20 Strength!" DM: "Why are you all so fucking strong?!?" Barbarian: "Is this a JoJo campaign; all buff dudes?" DM (laughing): "No, is it not." Sorcerer: "JoJo campaign!" DM: "Summoner does not exist; this is not a JoJo campaign." Barbarian: "I want a stand." DM: "No."Â
Cleric: âSo I can cast Spiritual Weapon as an action, attack with it as a bonus action, and then itâs just a free bonus action with no concentration? DM: âYeah, Spiritual Weapon is awesome. Any form you choose too.â Cleric: âSo⊠itâs my Stand.â DM: ââŠ! Fuck!â (Everyone starts laughing) Sorcerer: âJoJo campaign!â Cleric: âSo I summon [Nine Inch Nails]âŠâ (sounds of DM dying inside) Barbarian: âSo, this magic chess piece I have, it pulls me towards a willing target and them towards me, right?â DM: âYeah; itâs like castling, with a rook and a king.â Sorcerer: âHe like, cuts through space.â Cleric: âLike [The Hand]?â (DMâs head hits the desk) DM: âThe knight chess piece allows you to summon a unicorn as a mount, or turn your mount into one.â Cleric: âYou want it?â Sorcerer: âI have a horse; if you take it, youâll have a mount too. I can take it leave it.â Cleric: âAlright, thanks man. So after an hour, I activate the item.â DM: âAlright, and boosh! A unicorn appears.â Cleric: âIâll call it Pretty Hate Machine.â Sorcerer: âThatâs actually a really good unicorn name.â Cleric: âItâs also Nine Inch Nailsâ first album name. DM: âOh my sweet godâŠâ Barbarian: âThis is a JoJo campaign whether you admit it or not.â
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Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
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Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!
Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of âtrue names.â If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didnât want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.
The solution? A secret name in the middle that you donât tell anyone (unless you believe that theyâre not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, youâd be fine).
this is some death note shit
Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when theyâre angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?
OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name
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Hey everyone! If youâre a d&d, tabletop rpg, or dice nerd like myself you should spread the word about this super cool Kickstarter for an app by Arcane Goods!
So the app allows people to create dice palettes and then purchase the custom dice palettes that they have created and named. BUT it also allows you to share the palettes on the app and if you get lots of attention you may earn cool rewards!
BUT WAIT THEREâS MORE
Theyâll also be doing super cool monthly contests where theyâll choose a theme and you can create dice palettes to hopefully win some awesome prizes!
Thereâs only 18 DAYS LEFT FOR THE KICKSTARTER
So letâs get this thing kickstarted!!! Here is the link!
Also if you love dice palettes check out @thedicepaladin @rogue-at-heart @the-dice-nest !
This looks super cool! What a great idea!!
This is really sweet for anyone who likes dice palettes - whether you enjoy making them or just like having them!
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So, incidentally, my experience with the movie Megamind is that I ended up watching it backwards in a hotel once when I was younger and nothing else was on. And by âbackwardsâ I mean, the first day I only caught the latter half of it and then it was on again the day after and I saw the first half.
That said, that one dang scene, is kind of an immortal one in my mind, because itâs one that has a lot more depth than it seems to.
The part that people often miss is that right after that pithy one-liner of how the difference between a villain and a supervillain is presentation⊠that whole conversation gets context.
Because Titan makes an immediate lunge for Megamind.
And immediately gets crunched by the giant head, and stuck in that situation because Megamind just drops out of the bottom, to a waiting vehicle, and maneuvers around him to focus on the actual issue: rescuing the hostage while Titanâs occupied.
That whole setup isnât just, âwatch me out-drama youâ, itâs showing off an actual tactical asset.
Because Megamind as a character is someone who was always, always motivated by getting attention. The reason why Roxanne is never afraid of being his hostage isnât because of her unshakable faith in a rescuing hero as much as it is that she knows, ultimately, what Megamind is doing is overwhelmingly a show. His atrocities are symbolic in nature. When he actually needs to take somebody out he dehydrates them into a cube for a while. And itâs not just Roxanne that calls him on this, either- Metro Manâs entire retirement scheme hinged on the idea that Megamind really didnât need someone keeping him at bay from innocent civilians, because, as weâve seen, innocent civilians really donât have much to fear from him. Ultimately he is still, actually, just a kind of needy person desperately looking for validation and approval, neither of which can be provided by dead people.
But thatâs not to say he canât actually fight. Like any actual proper magician, he knows how to hold attention and an element of danger is how that works. Heâs actually brilliant, and plenty capable of raising genuine hell.
However- heâs been doing this stageshow thing for ages. Heâs mastered this. Titan may have him outgunned practically in every respect- but the guy has no conceivable head for subtlety.
So the real kicker to that whole setup, is this isnât just Megamind being Megamind for the sake of drama- this is Megamind knowing exactly how easy Titan is to bait, dangling the largest trap he could possibly conceive in front of the guy, and doing it in an unapologetically glorious manner as any true performer would.
âPresentationâ is not a superpower to be overlooked.
I like all those fantasy setups where dwarves have perfectly reasonable and complex beauty standards of their own which outsiders completely fail to grasp. Those are good, they make perfect sense and are important!
What I want now is an actual wheel of the idealization of the exceptional.
I want to see a setting where the elves consider average dwarvish features to invoke a stark and intense form of beauty. Just. Totally average Bjorn Smith dwarf with his or her average dwarf looks and elvish culture is like How So Handsome, literally all of them, theyâre like landscape paintings, itâs Unfair.
Meanwhile dwarves regard perfectly ordinary human faces as models of aristocratic refinement, and humans still think basically every elf is ridiculously pretty.
Aesthetics and genetics being what they are obviously individuals are going to actually live up to, and agree about how much they appreciate, these qualities to wildly varying degrees, but I want those to be the norms.
Humans still tend to see dwarves as sort of coarse and uninspiring to look at, elves generally find human appearances sort of boring, and dwarves mostly think elves seem sort of weedy and ridiculous. But you go around the circle the other way, and everybodyâs like Hell Yeah.
#this is the best and most ridiculous thing i have ever read about a fantasy setting #you just made love triangles a built in feature of your world building congrats (@aethersea )