Literally Dead.

Hi, my name is Laz. I live in Portland and I kill germs with shapes. I like foxes. *Send me Anonymous Hate * -Me-

[antibacterialgeometer]

I took this picture for a dating profile and now I gift it to tumblr

[dogpuppy]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This feels evil to see, like Im looking at a fundamental law of reality being challenged

[nevver]

Castles in the sand, Marcel Dzama

[discactivateddog]

Link you stupid pile of dirt i only had the power to create ⁵ holy arrows and u missed every shot. Hyrule is FUCKED.

[demilypyro]

[pansyfemme]

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

[into-the-groove]

this evil version of it is killing me

[hopeless-eccentric]

(mid-divorce) the american education system never taught me how to cherish a woman

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Lowkey horny ✅

Fat as a house ✅

I need to get killed ✅

[jessdrawz]

look both ways ↔️

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[bruzum]

[7sghost]

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

[simena]

Anton Genberg

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull